Do I have your attention? Cool.
Hi I'm Jenn and this is where I try to sound cool and articulate and appealing. Well, I've ruined articulate already with that run on sentence...and cool is out the window because I used the word articulate....shit...
Let me be perfectly clear: I'm not, NOT interested in the whole late night booty call I only talk to you so I can put it in you occasionally kind of thing. Been there, done that, hated it every time. I'm on here because I have 2 jobs and no time to go out. Not because I want random dick. I could get that at work honestly. Soooo yeah.
I've been told I'm pretty funny. I have a lot of guy friends, and not like 'guys are friends with me because I fuck them' friends but I can actually hold a conversation with them. I'm a sarcastic smart mouthed youngest of 5. I'm kind of an enigma or at least I like to think so. Im very laid back and all that other generic mumbo jumbo. I drive a smartcar. It sucks. When I feel uncomfortable I talk a lot. See? This all sounds really stupid. I'm going to stop rambling now.