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jennandjuiceee

21 F Clifton, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
HEY

Do I have your attention? Cool.

Hi I'm Jennifer and this is where I try to sound cool and articulate and appealing. Well, I've ruined articulate already with that run on sentence...and cool is out the window because I used the word articulate.....well shit....

I've been told I'm pretty funny. I have a lot of guy friends, and not like 'guys are friends with me because I fuck them' friends but I can actually hold a conversation with them. I'm a sarcastic smart mouthed youngest of 5. I'm kind of an enigma or at least I like to think so. Im very laid back and all that other generic mumbo jumbo. I drive a smartcar. It sucks. When I feel uncomfortable I talk a lot. See? This all sounds really stupid. I'm going to stop rambling now.

Cat people need not apply.
What I’m doing with my life
Making over priced specialty coffee drinks for snotty people with enlarged senses of entitlement and bossing teenagers around.

Living the dream essentially. ;)
I’m really good at
Pokemon.
Making people uncomfortable.
Left turns.
Making sandwiches.
Anything coffee. It's my life.
The first things people usually notice about me
My last name is Butts. Let's just get that out of the way.

Deez bitches dey just dig my bloo fockeeng eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I wouldn't even know where to begin with any of this.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee.
Sarcasm.
Taquitos.
Whiskey.
Batman.
My guitar.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
getting rid of my smartcar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Hooray for customer service.
If I'm not working then usually catching a movie or playing pool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate peanut butter and I talk to dogs in a horrible baby voice and I really enjoy select trashy reality tv shows. THERE ARE YOU SATISFIED?????
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you enjoy the driest of humor.

you like batman and think spiderman is lame.

you're over 6 feet in stature.

you have a sweet beard and tattoos.