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jenniferlsmith

23 Medford, NJ Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Italian (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was a kid (read: 15), my dad was all like:
"Do you think the marlin from Old Man and the Sea is an allegory?"
And I was like:
"No Dad, it's a fish."

&& I just graduated college with a degree in English Literature.

Just got a cat and her name is Artemis "Sugah Tits" Smith and she plays hardball.

I am going to become a speech pathologist. I am currently on a two year break from school.

I am fresh as hell.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm waitressing while I prepare for grad school. Just kicking it, writing and reading poetry, and going to Philly quite often.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at making delicious things and listening to people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Confederacy of Dunces, The Abhorsen Trilogy, A Wolf at the Door and Other Retold Fairytales, Waiting for Godot/En attendant Godot, Small Gods, American Gods, Anansi Boys, Harry Potter series, The Great Gatsby, The Emperor of All Maladies: A Biography of Cancer, Bird by Bird, A Song of Ice and Fire Series.

Movies:
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Frederico Fellini's 8 1/2, The Hudsucker Proxy, The Big Lebowski, Raising Arizona, Love is Strange, Pulp Fiction, The Princess Bride, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Sur mes levres, Mon oncle d'amerique.

Shows:
Game of Thrones, Peep Show, That Mitchell and Webb Look, WHITES, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Portlandia, The State, Kids in the Hall.

Music:
Jamie T, Why?, The Strokes, Modest Mouse, The Teeth, Starfucker, Beethoven, Rachmaninov, The Velvet Underground, Department of Eagles, Pixies, Micachu (and The Shapes), Brand New.

Food:
Sushi, BBQ, veggies, fruits, pasta... candy? v. big fan of most food, although every time I eat Indian food I become seriously ill. I still think it's totally delicious, though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nature
Comedy & Tragedy
Books
Music
Technology
Fire
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Are you a homewrecker if you walk into spiderwebs a lot?

Isn't it weird that we get octopi and squids confused?

Wouldn't life be easier if we all went the speed limit + 5mph?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, maybe. If not I'm with friends or moonlighting as a super hero.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a birthmark on my right ribcage, and a tattoo on my left ribcage.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're very funny and kind of cute and not especially arrogant.