Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a really cool person who is opinionated and not shy. No topic
is off limits for me. Think Howard of Big Bang Theory.
I realize that I have this list, but I want to be clear in what I
am looking for in a dating relationship.
These are mandatory!
1. Must not have kids or want kids. (humanoid kind)
2. Must like cats as I have a kitty that is a huge flirt.
3. Must not despise hockey, I am a huge Stars fan.
4. Must be financially stable.
5. Must not be married or in a relationship!
I am looking to see what is out there and try some new things. I am
NOT looking for a fuck buddy or a friends with benefits.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and trying new things =)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good at making people laugh. One of my friends recently
commented on my ability to make martinis.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm really loud and my glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Well, I will read anything that comes under my nose. Lately I've
been reading paranormal books. I do not get zombies.
I tend to watch dramas on tv. I like to have the tv on all the time
and have some either TLC, History, Discovery, etc on just for
I listen to rock and roll, top 40s, and alternative music. Radio
stations Jack, Mix, 93.3, and Edge.
I love Mexican and Italian food. But I cannot eat dairy products.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. A good book
3. Coke (as in the beverage)
5. Sophie (my kitty)
6. Noise either music or tv
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I keep getting messages that are extremely sexual in nature.
Hmm, there is more to me than the condition of my panties.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually spend it with friends: hanging out, watching movies,
food, etc. Trying to stay out of my house. Sophie gets tired of me
staring at her.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am hard of hearing. So I'm not much of a phone talker, but I do
text, kik, and even more fun I like to chat in person.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Apparently I need to be very clear about some things. I am not
trying to be snarky or bitchy about the next few statements. Do not
message me if you cannot comply with my list of 5 in the self
summary. Yes, I realize that you may have a child and it doesn't
live you full time, but I am a selfish creature and I do not want
to share attention. Do not contact if you are married or separated,
or even going through a divorce. Again I do not want to deal with
that emotional shit. I have been through a divorce and I have dealt
with my emotions and other shit that goes along with that.
I realize that I have a message that states that I reply
selectively. You should know that I get a lot of messages that says
wanna fuck, is insulting, or has really horrible grammar /
spelling. I find it very difficult to respond to thoses types of
messages. If you send me a nice message I most likely respond
unless I notice that you have kids or hate cats or even worse hate
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