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jennifersasser

34 F Carrollton, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am a really cool person who is opinionated and not shy. No topic is off limits for me. Think Howard of Big Bang Theory.

I realize that I have this list, but I want to be clear in what I am looking for in a dating relationship.
These are mandatory!
1. Must not have kids or want kids. (humanoid kind)
2. Must like cats as I have a kitty that is a huge flirt.
3. Must not despise hockey, I am a huge Stars fan.
4. Must be financially stable.
5. Must not be married or in a relationship!

I am looking to see what is out there and try some new things. I am NOT looking for a fuck buddy or a friends with benefits.
What I’m doing with my life
Working and trying new things =)
I’m really good at
I am really good at making people laugh. One of my friends recently commented on my ability to make martinis.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm really loud and my glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Well, I will read anything that comes under my nose. Lately I've been reading paranormal books. I do not get zombies.
I tend to watch dramas on tv. I like to have the tv on all the time and have some either TLC, History, Discovery, etc on just for background noise.
I listen to rock and roll, top 40s, and alternative music. Radio stations Jack, Mix, 93.3, and Edge.
I love Mexican and Italian food. But I cannot eat dairy products.
The six things I could never do without
1. Showers
2. A good book
3. Coke (as in the beverage)
4. Hockey
5. Sophie (my kitty)
6. Noise either music or tv
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I keep getting messages that are extremely sexual in nature. Hmm, there is more to me than the condition of my panties.
On a typical Friday night I am
I usually spend it with friends: hanging out, watching movies, food, etc. Trying to stay out of my house. Sophie gets tired of me staring at her.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am hard of hearing. So I'm not much of a phone talker, but I do text, kik, and even more fun I like to chat in person.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 29–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Apparently I need to be very clear about some things. I am not trying to be snarky or bitchy about the next few statements. Do not message me if you cannot comply with my list of 5 in the self summary. Yes, I realize that you may have a child and it doesn't live you full time, but I am a selfish creature and I do not want to share attention. Do not contact if you are married or separated, or even going through a divorce. Again I do not want to deal with that emotional shit. I have been through a divorce and I have dealt with my emotions and other shit that goes along with that.
I realize that I have a message that states that I reply selectively. You should know that I get a lot of messages that says wanna fuck, is insulting, or has really horrible grammar / spelling. I find it very difficult to respond to thoses types of messages. If you send me a nice message I most likely respond unless I notice that you have kids or hate cats or even worse hate hockey.