I can't be summarized. In attempting to do so, I am selling myself short. I suppose this is the standard operating procedure for these things, however, so I feel obligated to make some attempt at it.

I need music like I need oxygen. I write a good bit. I love my kid. My best friends are my dog and cat. I've accepted that I will be a cat lady when I'm older even if they eat my face off before someone finds my body. I just can't see myself being able to stand the company of other people by the time I'm old. People are generally disappointing.

I'm not looking for much here besides the interaction. I don't believe in relationships, and it seems the vast majority of the male population wishes to domesticate me or screw me. One extreme or the other. It's frustrating.

I have a softspot for 80s movies. I have a political crush on Gary Johnson. I have very strong beliefs about a good number of issues which are extremely important to me. I stay busy. I detest when people take that personally. I work, go to school, have a kid, dogs, a cat, a house, land, a vegetable garden...I write and I craft things. I don't have a lot of time to spend on small talk.

I also have 15 tattoos and counting. Yes, they hurt. I haven't picked out a single one because it looked "cool." My life experiences and my self perceptions are blogged on my skin.

I would feel a lot better about this site if "has beard" was one of the search criteria.

I work full time as a pharmacy technician. I am also pursuing my masters in clinical psychology. I aim to work with offenders aiding in rehabilitation for those who can be helped. Truthfully, I would like to one day own a bar open on the weekends and spend my weekdays writing, but that doesn't seem the most responsible of dreams. So. Prisoners. Yeah.

Also, I recently had an idea to do a zombie pin-up calender. I got volunteers, put together costumes, researched paint... I really pulled it all together and we went for our photoshoot. Now, everything has blossomed rather quickly, and I am the proud owner of Dead Sexy, LLC. Each character will have a full line of products, and we plan on touring conventions/making group appearances as well as hosting parties for others. Seeing a plan come to fruition is almost as good as sex.

Writing, mocking american culture, cooking, making duct tape wallets, singing in the shower, playing mario, and other things which you should dare to figure out

My boobs, tattoos, hair, lips, stunning wit. In that order.

Books: the white tiger by aravind adiga, invisible monsters by chuck palahniuk, anything by chuck klosterman. I like stephen king and anything psychology based

Television: it's always sunny in philadelphia, flight of the concords, arrested development, american pickers

Movies: dazed and confused, fear and loathing, pulp fiction, weird science, ferris bueller, guy ritchie films, slc punk, pan's labyrinth, scooby doo meets the boo brothers, and more

Music: top 5 of right now--truckfighters, the black keys, orange goblin, alabama thunderpussy (only the johnny throckmorton years), graveyard. Top 5 all time: the allman bros, baroness (up until yellow and green at least), stp, zeppelin, the black keys

I also dig black joe lewis & the honeybears, sharon jones & the dap kings, whitey morgan & the 78s, the kills, the dead weather, stone rider, kyuss, black rainbows, royal thunder, bongzilla, weedeater, torche, kylesa, eyehategod, hank williams, sr., derek & the dominos, the stones, the brought low, the sword, janis, jimi, and a whole lot more. This is why I say music is as necessary to my existence as oxygen. I'm simply not one of those people who can ever seriously say I like all kinds of music and leave it at that.

foods: im addicted to candy. But I also love all kinds of fruit, sushi, seafood period really

A mode of self expression, music I enjoy, daydreams, sex, makeup, laughter--my own and enjoying others'

why I'm in love with Rob Gordon from High Fidelity

at the house researching for school papers and spending time with the kiddo...often watching cartoons and nature documentaries. If not, I may have friends over or go out to dinner. Im not a club kind of girl. If I go out at all, you might find me in a bar getting trampled while trying to hear a band.

I cannot escape the comfort provided by the cartoons of my youth.

You know the difference between "your" and "you're." You can discuss deeper subjects than the weather or what I did today. You don't expect anything to come of this because I am not "the one." "The one" is a fallacy. Oh, and you should probably be able to deal with my smartass sense of humor