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37 Minneapolis, MN Woman


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  • Ages 32–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Today – 3:19pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I pretty much just want to be your biggest fan and have you be mine. It's an amazing feeling when you know someone completely has your back, isn't it?

I work a lot, both day and night, balancing two professional careers: one in business and the other in performance. It can be a lot and my schedule tends to be a little hectic at times. I want to find someone I want to make time for.

You could say I am wildy passionate, fiercely loyal, and independent to a fault (working on that). I'll always tell you what I think, though I choose my words carefully. Oh, and I can't fake anything to save my life.

CrossFit and powerlifting have become a mainstay in the last 6 months and it would be cool if that's a thing you're into (or interested in getting into). I'm there about 4x/week and it's something I look forward to very much. I lift heavy shit. You should be cool with that.

I make people laugh as a career choice. Hopefully you're funny, too, and you're cool with sharing the spotlight with a sensible gal with a public presence who often has to step into it as perks of the job.
What I’m doing with my life
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By day, I am a public media professional and by night I'm a stand up comic.
I’m really good at
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Human pyramids
Making people laugh
Making people feel comfortable
Coming up with random information
Finding hilarious things on the internet
Getting speeding tickets
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dimples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot. It's the only way I can get my brain to shut off. So, I consume a lot of information. Lately, I've been really into memoirs - really into learning about peoples lives and experiences.

As far as movies go, I will watch almost anything, but tend to most enjoy indie films and documentaries that make me think. I'll take a Christopher Guest or Wes Anderson film, though, any day.

In the mornings, I listen to my girl Cath on MPR. Of course I listen to The Current. Loves include Sleigh Bells, Lizzo, Greg Grease, Robyn, Dark Dark Dark, New Order, Polica, Little Dragon, LCD Soundsystem, Bruce Springsteen, CHVRCHES, and John Prine. What can I say? I like what I like. I used to be really into the local music scene in MSP; and then I had to get a real job. It's been a lot of fun diving back in, though, the last few years.

Food is something I can get behind. I'm not so good at cooking food. But I'm pretty good at eating it. So, that's a positive. I think.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
egg drop soup
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if America DOESN'T Got Talent?

Do dolls really come alive at night?

If you drink two bottles, are they still 'Skinny Girl' margaritas?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
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You should message me if
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You can help me get back at my parents by showing them I have a perfectly nice boyfriend who is well adjusted and really likes cheese.

If you love going places because I really like going places.

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