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36 F Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 32–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:59am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I pretty much just want to be your biggest fan and have you be mine. It's an amazing feeling when you know someone completely has your back, isn't it?

I am sarcastic by nature and enjoy the banter; but also appreciate getting real with people.

I think I have a pretty good head on my shoulders with quite a bit of street smarts - and it's time I open up even more to finding someone to share life's experiences with. Mostly, I've got some student loans to pay off. And I'd like some help carrying in the groceries in one trip. CAN YOU HELP REACH THE HIGH STUFF? But really? I want to send out a photo card of me and you in matching sweaters during the holidays just so I can stay on par with all of my friends. :) (God, I really hate those.)

I just left my job in the local craft beer industry and returned to public media. I enjoy my job and the professional world and by night I have a busy performance and social life. I am a working stand up comedian. I don't like mentioning that on here but feel it's necessary because if we ever meet, you'll find out anyway. It's just who I am. Also, I still promise to bat my eyes and giggle at your jokes, too. If they are funny.
What I’m doing with my life
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Day jobs and nights of performing can make a schedule tricky, though I am more than willing to juggle a few things around for the right person. It's good to have goals and I have a clear direction of where I'm headed. Hope you can handle the ride.

I've recently gotten into CrossFit and typically go at least 4x a week. Of course, I can barely walk the next two days but, I don't know, I dig it. It's been fun to realize I actually have strength.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Human pyramids
Making people laugh
Making people feel comfortable
Coming up with random information
Finding hilarious things on the internet
Getting speeding tickets
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dimples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a lot. It's the only way I can get my brain to shut off. So, I consume a lot of information. Lately, I've been really into memoirs - really into learning about peoples lives and experiences.

As far as movies go, I will watch almost anything, but tend to most enjoy indie films and documentaries that make me think. I'll take a Christopher Guest or Wes Anderson film, though, any day.

In the mornings, I listen to my girl Cath on MPR. Of course I listen to The Current. Loves include Sleigh Bells, Lizzo, Greg Grease, Robyn, Dark Dark Dark, New Order, Polica, Little Dragon, LCD Soundsystem, Bruce Springsteen, CHVRCHES, and John Prine. What can I say? I like what I like. I used to be really into the local music scene in MSP; and then I had to get a real job. It's been a lot of fun diving back in, though, the last few years.

Food is something I can get behind. I'm not so good at cooking food. But I'm pretty good at eating it. So, that's a positive. I think.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
egg drop soup
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if America DOESN'T Got Talent?

Do dolls really come alive at night?

If you drink two bottles, are they still 'Skinny Girl' margaritas?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What's typical?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is the stupidest statement.
You should message me if
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You can help me get back at my parents by showing them I have a perfectly nice boyfriend who is well adjusted and really likes cheese.

If you love going places because I really like going places.