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jenns77

37 Minneapolis, MN Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 32–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I pretty much just want to be your biggest fan and have you be mine. It's an amazing feeling when you know someone completely has your back, isn't it?

You could say I am wildy passionate, fiercely loyal, and independent to a fault (working on that). I'll always tell you what I think, though I choose my words carefully. Oh, and I can't fake anything to save my life.

I've got a cool pup that I hang with a lot. He's a pretty sweet little guy, and if you're cool with him, you're cool with me.

CrossFit and powerlifting have become a mainstay in the last year and it would be cool if that's a thing you're into (or interested in getting into). I'm at the gym 6x/week and I really enjoy it very much. I've gotten into competitive powerlifting and have a meet coming up in a few weeks.

I make people laugh as a career choice. Hopefully you're funny, too, and you're cool with sharing the spotlight with a sensible gal, with a public presence, who often has to step into the spotlight as perks of the job.
What I’m doing with my life
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By day, I have a lucrative career in sales, and by night I'm a stand up comic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Human pyramids
Making people laugh
Making people feel comfortable
Squats
Reading body language
Getting speeding tickets
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dimples.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am a voracious reader. Lately the focus has been on memoirs.

As far as movies go, I will watch almost anything, but tend to most enjoy indie films and documentaries that make me think. I'll take a Christopher Guest or Wes Anderson film, though, any day.

In the mornings, I listen to my girl Cath on MPR. Loves include Sleigh Bells, Lizzo, Jenny Lewis, Robyn, Dark Dark Dark, Wilco/Tweedy, New Order, NONONO, The Decemberists, St. Vincent, alt-J, Cloud Cult, Bruce Springsteen, CHVRCHES, and John Prine. What can I say? I like what I like. I used to be really into the local music scene in MSP; and then I had to get a real job. It's been a lot of fun diving back in, though, the last few years.

Food is something I can get behind. I've recently learned how to eat/cook with health minded intention and find a lot of peace in the kitchen, as I continue on my mind/body/health journey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee
chapstick
comedy
healthy mindset
genuine conversation
avocados
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if America DOESN'T Got Talent?

Do dolls really come alive at night?

If you drink two bottles, are they still 'Skinny Girl' margaritas?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I prefer my Fridays atypical.
You should message me if
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You can help me get back at my parents by showing them I have a perfectly nice boyfriend who is well adjusted and really likes cheese.

If you love going places because I really like going places.