I have had the same cell phone since 2005 it is also my first cell phone (yes, I somehow managed to live untill 2005 without a cell phone.)

I am not impressed by fancy gadgets.

I was born and raised in Central Michigan but have lived in numerous cities across this great country over the past few years.

Music is why I breathe sometimes.

I work with kids in the non profit sector. I have spent the past few years of my life working in nonprofit or service work and have some cool stories to tell about it. I also plan on staying in nonprofit the rest of my life.

I have known 3 of my closest friends since elementary school.

Does anyone know why the hipsters thought it was ok to start drinking PBR? Now it is considered "trendy", which raised the price, which makes buying PBR pointless. Lame.

I am bored.

Living in a van down by the river.

or sometimes........

I sing for these kids that dont have a thing except for a dream and a f***ng rap magazine.

and on occasion.....

Practicing santeria
Other than that I'm extremely busy counting the days.

*Disclaimer* I do not actually live in a van down by the river like many people have asked. It is a joke, a joke I thought more people would understand.

I a can be pretty artsy and craftsy, but other than that I fear I lack most talents. I like to pretend I am a good singer.

Oh, and Im good at making "your mom" jokes, recently I tried to upgrade to "your grandma" jokes, but as it turns out more peoplea are more sensitive about their grandmothers instead of their moms.

Physically, I get the most comments on my hair, other than that I am not really sure.

If we talk for a few minutes you might notice that I can be pretty dark in humor at times.

I love music a lot. Sometimes the reason I get out of bed in the morning is so I can turn on my itunes, it is too much to list here. If you want to talk about music, try me, I probably know the band or artist. I also probably have something on my itunes you would enjoy. If not I always enjoy new recomendations.

Ok, t has been requested a few times, so here goes a very general list of music i like. Note, I am probably missing about 9,0000 artists in here.

Tool, Rage Against The Machine, Neutral Milk Hotel, Cowboy Junkies, Portishead, Poe, Tori Amos, Sarah McLachlan, The Pixies, Sonic Youth, Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Simon and Garfunkel, Minus The Bear, Leonard Cohen, Nick Drake, The Shins, The Vines, Sublime, Stone Temple Pilots, Butthole Surfers, Marilyn Manson, Olivia Tremor Control, Major Organ and the Adding Machine, Meat Puppets, Grizzly Bear, Lords Of Acid, Jesus and Mary Chain, Magnetic Fields, Gogol Bordello, My Morning Jacket, Smashing Pumpkins, Eminem, Tupac, Notorious BIG, Placebo, Modest Mouse, Tapes n Tapes, Lauryn Hill, Erikah Badu, Wumpscut, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Mamas and Papas, Silver Jews, Brother Ali, Rogue Wave, The Great Lake Swimmers, Old Crow Medicine Show, Wilco, Bat For Lashes, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Rilo Kiley, Ani Difranco, Bobby Darin, The Shangri Las, Big Bopper, Ritchie Valens, Of Montreal, Fleet Foxes, Band Of Horses, Flaming Lips, Better Than Ezra, Shearwater, Afroman, Animal Collective, Arctic Monkeys, Beirut, Ben Folds, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Blind Melon, The Beastie Boys, Beck, REM, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Buddy Holly, Brandi Carlile, Dar Williams, CAKE, Cat Power, Buffalo Tom, Damien Rice, Erasure, Dave Matthews, Depeche Mode, Easy Star All Stars, Explosions In The Sky, Fiona Apple, Fiest, Franz Ferdinand, Gorillaz, Iron and Wine, Kings Of Leon, Massive Attack, Oasis, Phish, Radiohead, Primus, The Black Keys, Passion Pit, Godsmack, Bjork, Frank Zappa, Mason Jennings, Tom Waits, White Stripes, Moe,...............It goes on.............

I also love to read a lot. I have read most everythiing by Hunter S. Thompson and Chuck Palahnuik. Angelas Ashes, A Tree Grows In Brooklyn, East Of Eden, and Perks Of Being A Wallflower, and Atlas Shrugged are some of my favorites, but I will read anything people suggest.

I love scary movies. Even the really bad not so scary ones. I can't usually sit through romantic comedies untill the end. I have watched Fight club and Reservoir Dogs more than the average person.

Food is good. Especially Mexican and Pastries, not necessairly in combination though.

I am assuming this doesnt mean friends and family because of course they would be 1 & 2.

1.)Music
2.)Books
3.)Rain, snow, or other cloudy day type things
4.)Flip Flops
5.)Jeopardy
6.)Pillows.

-Where I want to travel next.
-What my students are going to surprise me with next.
-How to make green eggs and ham without my kitchen smelling like burnt green food coloring.
-Who would win in a throwdown; Eminem or Tupac?
-Which of the Jonas brothers will overdose first?
-Why does everyone think vampires are hot? They suck blood. That is gross.
-When are my roomates going to come home and stop me.......
-Why anyone would have over 200 friends on facebook? Seriously, they are not all your friends and you know it.
-Are we ever going to stop all this teenage leather?
-Whats The Frequency Kenneth?
-Where do bad folks go when they die?
-Has no one ever offerd the Olsen twins a cupcake?

Um, whatever happens for the night. It varies by where I am living and how much money I happen to have in my wallet.

I understand this is the wrong part of the country to be in while I say this, but here it goes; I don't like Death Cab For Cutie at all. I think they are pretty annoying.

-I am an undercover rap star, one would never guess that after talking or hanging out with me for a while, but Tupac has nothing on me.
-I once went to see Eminem live in Detroit. Don't judge, it's bad for your mental state.
-I work with kids, but am not really fond of them and probably do not want my own.
-I do not understand Facebook, Myspace, or Twitter. It makes me feel like I have to be fake nice to old acquaintances I never really even liked anyways.
-I have never read any of the Harry Potter or Twilight books, I am sure they are good, but I can't bring myself to be that trendy.
-There is absolutely nothing "hip" or "cool" about me at all.
-I find most technology to be annoying.
-I also work as a literacy coach, but am not so great with the grammar and puncuation.
-I love twisted, dark, and offensive humor.
-I don't want to be there when your coming down, I don't want to be there when you hit the ground.
-I think eveything in life can be summed up with a musical quote of sorts.
-I am extremely obbsessive about my teeth. I brush and floss them usually about 3 or 4 times a day.
-I prefer rainy, cloudy or snowy days over the sun anyday of the week, in fact when I was living in New Orleans I became convinced that the sun was slowly but surely trying to kill me.
-I will watch documentaries all weekend and not even know it has slowly but surely turned into Sunday eve and I have to go to work tomorrow. (I know, its highly exciting.)
-I had to take algebra 1 three times before I passed, and yet I still consider myself to be a genious, which clearly I am not.
-My students are cooler than your students.
-My friends are cooler than your friends.
-My roomates are cooler than your roomates.
-Life is survival of the fittest and suicide is always an option.

If you can rap to the song Hypnotize by Notorios B.I.G. with at least 80% accuracy.
If you have seen the tv show Spaced with Simon Pegg.
If you know and love the band Neutral Milk Hotel as much as I do.
Or if you just want to talk.