Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
-Pocket sized and sassy
-I'm an artist which means I, too, can excel at odd jobs and the
-Grew up in O-HI-O
-My room is scattered with bookmarked "Time Out"s and prismacolors.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
- I make couture gowns during the week and shenanigans on the
- Getting creepnasty in the city. My name means to creep-which is
really a joke between me and my friends. But as it turns out, I
spelled it wrong. Jokes on....crap, me now.
- Riding quarter ponies (and rockets and ducks and bears....quarter
anything really) in front of bodegas. And the amazing quarter Tom
and Jerry at Coney Island when the ticket lady isn't looking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, dry humour, swearing/vulgarity, winging it and what
I know I'm good at laughing and hopefully making people laugh...at
inappropriate times...loudly...I entertain me atleast. It's funny
if you get the hearty and/or witch cackle followed by a
whoowhoooo-I just Winnie the poohed myself
I am not really good at driving or swimming, so transportation
options are limited.
The first things people usually notice about me
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A body like Arnold with a Denzel face......
They look over my head. I'm only a 5 foot nugget.
Recently a drunk man told me I looked like Garth Algar. I assume
it's because I have long blonde hair and glasses. But I was wearing
a Chicago Blackhawks jersey and Aerosmith does miraculously play
when I enter a room. Party on Wayne.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite movie of all time has to be Labyrinth. Who doesn't like
seeing David Bowie as the Goblin King?
I cried when I saw Mufasa die back in '94 and again when Lion King
was rereleased in 11. I reenacted it in 12. That's a whole nother
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest is also a goodie. I'd place this in
my favorite books as I've read it, but I have a big crush on the
young Jack Nicholson. The Shining makes it too. Silence of the
.....Welcome to the Dollhouse, Adventures in Babysitting, Teen
Wolf, Pee Wee's Big Advetnure, Dazed and Confused, What About Bob,
I have an 80s/early 90s problem.
I picked up "Why is Daddy in a Dress? A collection of awkward
questions presented by baby animals."
all over the map -Indy to 80s artists (just saw Guns n Roses-holy
shitballs that was awesome) range from Ween, the Black Keys,
Passion Pit, Of Monsters and Men, Hanson, Ryan Adams, Al Green,
Otis Redding, 80s hair bands, Fleetwood Mac, Hall and Oates, and
Heart and so this list goes on....and Under the Sea at
Walking Dead marathon! Breaking Bad, SNL, True Blood, Chelsea
Lately, Jeopardy (see most private thing I'm will to admit) Family
Guy, Lost (RIP), 30 Rock, Vampire Diaries (yeah, I am an adult) and
getting sucked into the Travel Channel and Food Network. Anothony
Bordain continually reminds me of all the places I want to explore.
I miss MXC (Nice try, Wipe Out, but no cigar), have to relive some
Spike and Adult Swim moments from the college days.
Skip to this line: 80/90s references
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My family (I'm one of 5 girls, but I can't have them take spots
1-4, so they count as one collective item)
- Metrocard...but if I can walk I will. Better way to get to know
-Food trucks and the wonderful treats and caffeinated beverages
-An extensive shoe collection. My achilles heel to cover my
achilles heels. See what I did there?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did I take my glasses off before going to bed? Yes, now where are
Work-I am a New Yorker... Play-I am a New Yorker.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Isn't typical for Tuesdays?I go to bars, hit up pop-up shops,
concerts, and can enjoy a pizza lounging at home with movies and
markers. Its all fair game in good company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once told Alex Trebek his mother was a whore. He didn't get it,
and he didn't like it. Truth.
You should message me if
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You, too, had a Whitney Houston Karaoke Tribute Party and never
felt such a sense of comradery in the bar.
You have some creative outlet-music, theatre, art,
fashion....something beyond those ones and zeros.
You find hilarity in mini Jonathan Brandis. Facebook him. Do it.
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