-Pocket sized and sassy
-I'm an artist which means I, too, can excel at odd jobs and the service industry
-Grew up in O-HI-O
-My room is scattered with bookmarked "Time Out"s and prismacolors.

- I make couture gowns during the week and shenanigans on the weekend
- Getting creepnasty in the city. My name means to creep-which is really a joke between me and my friends. But as it turns out, I spelled it wrong. Jokes on....crap, me now.
- Riding quarter ponies (and rockets and ducks and bears....quarter anything really) in front of bodegas. And the amazing quarter Tom and Jerry at Coney Island when the ticket lady isn't looking.

Drawing, dry humour, swearing/vulgarity, winging it and what nots.

I know I'm good at laughing and hopefully making people laugh...at inappropriate times...loudly...I entertain me atleast.

I just had to relearn how to swim and am not really good at that. Airplane chicken solider. Then I couldn't make it down a tube in the river. Deal breaker?

A body like Arnold with a Denzel face......

They look over my head. I'm only a 5 foot nugget.

Recently a drunk man told me I looked like Garth Algar. I assume it's because I have long blonde hair and glasses. But I was wearing a Chicago Blackhawks jersey and Aerosmith does miraculously play when I enter a room. Party on Wayne.

My favorite movie of all time has to be Labyrinth. Who doesn't like seeing David Bowie as the Goblin King?

I cried when I saw Mufasa die back in '94 and again when Lion King was rereleased in 11. I reenacted it in 12. That's a whole nother story.....
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest is also a goodie. I'd place this in my favorite books as I've read it, but I have a big crush on the young Jack Nicholson. The Shining makes it too. Silence of the lambs...
.....Welcome to the Dollhouse, Adventures in Babysitting, Teen Wolf, Pee Wee's Big Advetnure, Dazed and Confused, Ferris Beuhler, What About Bob, I have an 80s/early 90s problem....
Recent you say? Mean Girls. I said it.

I picked up "Why is Daddy in a Dress? A collection of awkward questions presented by baby animals."

all over the map -Indy to 80s artists range from Ween, the Black Keys, Passion Pit, Of Monsters and Men, Mike Snow, Ryan Adams, Al Green, Otis Redding, 80s hair bands, Gotye, fleetwood Mac, Hall and Oates, and Heart and so this list goes on....and Under the Sea at karaoke.

Walking Dead marathon! Breaking Bad, SNL, True Blood, Chelsea Lately, Jeopardy (see most private thing I'm will to admit) Family Guy, Lost (RIP), 30 Rock, Vampire Diaries (yeah, I am an adult) and getting sucked into the Travel Channel and Food Network. Anothony Bordain continually reminds me of all the places I want to explore. I miss MXC (Nice try, Wipe Out, but no cigar), have to relive some Spike and Adult Swim moments from the college days.

Skip to this line: 80/90s references

-My family (I'm one of 5 girls, but I can't have them take spots 1-4, so they count as one collective item)
- iPhone
- Metrocard...but if I can walk I will. Better way to get to know the city.
-Food trucks and the wonderful treats and caffeinated beverages they dispense
-An extensive shoe collection. My achilles heel to cover my achilles heels. See what I did there?
-Chuck Testa

Did I take my glasses off before going to bed? Yes, now where are they?

Work-I am a New Yorker... I also spend a lot of time thinking about my friends, my family, retail, going into organizing mode,what I'm going to eat for dinner, daily tasks that come naturally but I still think about them anyhow, recalling memories in music video montages as I always have songs stuck in my head...........and apparently I think in run on sentences.

Isn't typical for Tuesdays?I go to bars, hit up pop-up shops, concerts, and can enjoy a pizza lounging at home with movies and markers. Its all fair game in good company.

I once told Alex Trebek his mother was a whore. He didn't get it, and he didn't like it. Truth.

You have an open sense of humor. If you have the opportunity to make me laugh, go for it.

You, too, had a Whitney Houston Karaoke Tribute Party and never felt such a sense of comradery in the bar.

You have some creative outlet-music, theatre, art, fashion....something beyond those ones and zeros.

You find hilarity in mini Jonathan Brandis. Facebook him. Do it.