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jensenintercept

52 M Avalon, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Sanskrit (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm Yin and I'm Yang.

I'm a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail

And I don't perspire.

The following question, was asked by this site.
For me, it's THE litmus test for compatibility.
Here's what it asked;
"Is it a requirement that you communicate every day with your significant other (via phone, text, in person, whatever)"?
These were the four responses offered;
1) Yes, no matter what
2) Yes, unless otherwise specified
3) No, it's not necessary
4) No, I'd prefer not to communicate daily

I strongly Agree with, #3 and sometimes#4
and this is why;
Honestly, doesn't this really ask, just how insecure are you?
I'm not married.
I've Never cheated on anyone. Ever.
I believe in implicit trust.
If you feel that #1 & #2 are of paramount importance, then I'm not your Guy. At All.
Also if you shop at Walmart,
vote Republican,
Or identify with Organized religion(s)...again, I'm not your guy.

So, instead of ploughing through my prolix profile, please
proceed to your next mystery date.

On the other hand, if none of that applies to you...then read on.

At this point in life,
I've become aware that my past travels and accomplishments shouldn't define me and really aren't as important as to who I am now.
It's either that, or, who I am now, really, isn't as important as my life defining past travels and accomplishments.
As unoriginal, simplistic and trite it may be;
I really strive to laugh.
Really. It's my avocation.
It's somewhat of a defining aspect of my life.
Actually, it's the only, defining aspect of my life(That I'll share here)

Try as I may, I can't imagine how to convey any true personal depth (assuming that I possess discernible depth) in an on-line self-summary (other than that)

You might and or, should, notice random changes in my, "about page-profile"
because I feel you should have some, added incentive to revisit it.
This page should be constantly evolving, drawing you back in...making you yearn for more, hoping for better prose, yet strangely satisfying you with verbose pointlessness...

(From this point on, this becomes, more or less, a blog)
I'm amazed with how many of us, children of the sixties,
are here.
I wonder if OKcupid(or any, online "dating" site) was available to us in the early eighties,
if we'd be looking for new people thirty years later?
Or is it that regardless of how perfect our match was in our twenties, thirty years later, we'd still be where we are now?

Whatever the answer is, tell me we don't live in a fantastic time,
in which we can online shop, for anything.
Including each other.
(I believe that's what we're doing, isn't it?)

Perhaps the only downside being that we're experiencing the paradox of choice?
As in, the culture of abundance, robbing us of satisfaction, as well as setting us up for unrealistically high expectations...

Then again, Perhaps not.
What I’m doing with my life
Years ago, quite by accident, I discovered the meaning of life.
But in the excitement, I forgot to write it down, so I'm working on that...again.

NOTIFICATION(and quasi buzz kill): Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies, projects, advertising, sales, or any other reason-you DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future.
If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.
I recommended that other members post a similar notice, posthaste.
I’m really good at
Is this really grammatically correct?
Perhaps, things in which we happen to excel?
And if that's the case,
Then I'm really good at Microsoft's Excel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A small slice of my Favorite authors:
The complete collections of Theodor Geisel and George Remi as well as, The Comic lightheartedness Of, Friedrich Nietzsche.

Movies:
The one unifying aspect for me, that makes a film
(or anything or anyone) interesting is;
Tell me a story I haven't heard.
The smattering of films listed below, accomplishes that.
(In No particularity order)

Harold and Maude,
Catch 22,
The Black Stallion(stunning cinematography)
The Zero Effect,
Used Cars (The Most underrated Comedy ever)
Big trouble in little China,
Mystery Men (Again, underrated Neo-Classic)
Hombre
Super Troopers (yes, I know, chalk that one up as a guilty pleasure)
Run Lola Run,
Fandango(Featuring the 2 Kevins)
V is for Vendetta,
Koyaanisqatsi (live in Southern California for a while and this film is all the more poignant),
Memento,
LA Confidential-American Beauty(when Spacey was hip)
Bill Forsyth Films (Gregory's Girl/Local Hero),
The majority of the films of the Coen Brothers,
Charlie Kaufman (Adaptation/Being John Malkovitch/Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind),
The film's of: Billy Wilder, John Ford, Sidney Lumet, Alan Parker and David Mamet.
And lastly,
The most original and enjoyable film I've seen in years;
Scott Pilgrim vs. the world.

TV:
Breaking Bad, Dexter, The Wire, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Nova, Frontline, 60 Minutes, Blackadder, The Avengers, The Prisoner, PBS Mystery, PBS Masterpiece, Simpsons, Family Guy, Tosh.0, The Soup, Kids in the hall, Real Time, The Daily Show & The Colbert Report, Top Gear, Archer and thanks to hulu, Reaper.

Within reason, I'm a regular NPR/PRI listener.
Yet, I don't drive a, Volvo wagon, a Subaru or a hybrid.
To a certain degree, I'm a believer in; you are what you drive. Again, to a certain degree...

Music:
My likes are all over the map (my dislikes as well)
Although I gravitate toward upbeat output of any era and genre.
I might update this list as I remember various artists.
I was in to the girl band/female vocal sound for years and still like the sound:
The B-52s, Veruca Salt, The Breeders, Shocking blue, BananaRama, Motels, Missing persons, Berlin, Concrete Blond, Go Gos, Voice of the beehive, Betty Boo, Bangles, Suzanne Vega, The Pretenders, Romeo Void and recently, Aqua.
As well as the non-girl sounds of:
RUN-DMC, Grandmaster Flash and the furious five, DEVO, Brit New wavers; The English Beat & Madness, The Ska sound of the Untouchables, The 60s sound of The Beatles/The Who/The Stones, as well as Dick Dale(King of the surf guitar) And
The Dixie Dregs and the underrated genius of The Tubes.

I'm somewhat amazed that current bands can still offer fresh sounds, i.e., OK Go, TheMooneySuzuki.
I was(and embarrassingly, kinda, still am...) a Huge audio sponge of eighties music.
I was 18 in 1980 and 28 in 1990 (My College/University Decade) and it was all spent in Southern California, Where I worked as the event coordinator/concert promoter for Universal and Pacific amphitheaters, So, I blame my banal musical taste on that cultural environment...
Although, On the progressive side,
I was raised in Northern California (Berkeley/San Francisco) & later, Oregon, with Classical and Opera (Mom played classical piano & Dad sung Opera) and whatever genre Gilbert & Sullivan represent.
So I enjoy all of the classic composers except Wagner(Bist du verruckt?)

Food:
Italian (it's genetic) Belgian-French (if you've dined in Brussels, then you know of what I speak)
German, Greek, Spanish, Hungarian, Lebanese, Vietnamese, Thai, Korean, Ethiopian, Chinese, Indian, Cajun, Mexican,
but not Cuban. I keep trying it and I keep not liking it.
I stopped eating beef just this side of fifteen years ago as well as about, ninety five percent of all Dairy products.
Why?
Me thinks, it was The thirty five years of published credible journalistic dietary science, that finally swayed me...

I am one of those pseudo food elitist morons, that shop at Local farmers markets and semi-specialized grocers and for some reason, the majority of my food shopping is at, Trader Joe's
(although, socially conscience friends have pointed out that Trader Joe's, really isn't as progressive as it appears and in fact, in some aspects, no better than Walmart. Eh? What!? Really?!?)
and of course, I'm down wit da, Whole foods
(To facilitate your comprehension on this food shopping anomaly, clicky this linky)
http://youtu.be/2UFc1pr2yUU
The six things I could never do without
SLEEP.
No, Really, SLEEP.
This is, in no way, designed to be humorous or quasi cleaver.
I am a sleep demon.
I sleep with a vengeance, a purpose, a dream drive that is unparallelled.
I truly doubt there is an American adult who understands this.

Ahh, Sorry.
Ummmm, what was the question?
Oh yeah, well,
1: The sleep thing and then, er, uh,
Five more things,
that at this point,
I don't care enough to invent right now.

However, I believe the impending five, will refreshingly, possess elements of abstract clever wackiness, while simultaneously boarding on insanity and yet somehow, be irresistibly charming (Hey, it could happen)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

That And,
I believe to a certain extent, that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but I also believe that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives
(you know, like teeth)
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely dropping acid with some friends,
then gripping the table and screaming in terror at the top of our lungs, while intensely staring at a spider on the wall.
Or,
maybe arranging flowers.
My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.

It Really depends on my mood...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I kinda like Hello Kitty...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 47–53
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know when and where to insert a semicolon; I've never been clear on where or when or even why, I should properly place them and subsequently they appear with reckless randomness in my ramblings.
Smart wordsmiths, fascinate me and Yet, Simultaneously annoy
me with their grammatical smugness...

Oh yes, lest I forget this little visual gem; When you include a picture of yourself, it's best, Not, to see you and your cirrhosis sisters hoisting your cocktails glasses to the waiter/cameraman in an effort to show how you can really, let go and "party"

Perhaps it's time to put an end to group photos of women with drinks in their hands.
AND,
Selfies of aforementioned, "women", behind the wheel of a car
(what the hell?, What exactly is the message you want to convey?
"Look, I can drive a car AND take a selfie"? (I'm relatively sure,
if you did this while chewing gum, you'd have an aneurism)
Let's start a new campaign to join "It can wait", and we'll call it, "It should never happen".
While I'm on the subject, Selfies in general; The worst of the worst of the worst.
Although, in the spirit of equality,
It's also time to end the pictures of men, amidst-mid-life crisis, standing(perhaps shirtless) next to, or in/on, their cars or motorcycles,
which is equally, as Pathetic.
Especially if the car is a Porsche or a Monster truck.
Or worse, a Corvette.
Or worse yet, the ubiquitous Harley.

It was pointed out that men on this site, are including pictures of themselves with dead animals(?!)
I offer this explanation;
"I believe that most men post a picture, that would impress, most, other men (with a high probability that the picture will
include a Car, a Boat, or even a Rocket ship
and/or something they've recently killed...)
With nary a clue, as to what include,
that would make any impression on females whatsoever.
Men are emotionally fragile, they need constant reinforcement of their accomplishments (real or imagined) by flagrantly exhibiting
them.

Unfortunately, even though I'm aware of this, I don't possess the restraint not to self-display, some, photographic bravado ...

-Mot-