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jentrified

44 F Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 35–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hawaiian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
These profiles are excruciating, almost as bad as dating itself. I just moved to Portland in June of 2013 from Austin prior to that I was in Ireland and a bunch of other places in the US. I lead a gypsyish lifestyle. I love to travel and don't like to be tied down too much anywhere. However, I've always loved Portland and am happy to be here. I have 2 boys who are grown and won't be having any more. I love the outdoors; camping, rafting, fishing, hiking, and cycling are some of my favorite activities. I haven't been able to see as much of Portland as I'd like so I'm looking forward to exploring it. I'm pretty free spirited with a very unconventional life and would like to meet others who understand and embrace it.

I have just over a year until I get my bachelors in American Studies. I'm not currently enrolled but am going back in January. I'm slinging hash for a living right now which people look down upon but I love. I worked in corporate America for 20 years and left when I felt it had sucked away most of my soul.

I'm an atheist, 420 friendly and very political. Politics, whilst quite maddening, are a passion of mine. I'm quite liberal and find I won't be compatible with anyone right of moderate. I don't mix well with Libertarians either, especially the conspiracy theorists and anti-vaxxers (the last needs to have a nice bout of polio or measles and see how quick they change their insane views). Also, not compatible with religious people of any sort.

I am carless and cycle or bus everywhere, Portland is such an ideal place for this.

I'm a Burner but have only been to one Burning Man back in 2011. And to a regional event in November in Seattle (SeaCompression).

I'm trying real hard to quit smoking, saving up for Chantix but I do occasionally smoke and vape, ugh!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I ask myself this constantly and have yet to come up with a definitive answer. If you know the answer, please PM me and clue me in on this. I have just over a year until I get my bachelors in American Studies. I'm not currently enrolled but would like to go back to finish out my degree in the fall. I'm slinging hash for a living right now which people look down upon but I love. I worked in corporate America for 20 years and left when I felt it had sucked away most of my soul.

Don't ask me what restaurant I work at and I won't ask you where you work. I don't think people realize that asking a woman where she works on a dating website is kinda creepy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking! Learning! Making things seem more exciting than they actually are by the liberal over usage of exclamation points! Sarcasm! Political or religious discussions and/or debates.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People do remark on my sense of humor and sarcasm.

Oh, when I was overseas and leaving a gay nightclub, one of the guys who was walking nearby me came up and took my hand and said, "you are gorgeous, you have such a pretty face but your hair is so unfortunate." (it's always wet in Ireland and so my hair was never at its best). So, there's that I guess, people notice my pretty face but unfortunate hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Could they make this category a little more broad?

Food: Most and almost all, especially seafood. I'm an adventurous eater.

Movies: Mostly comedies, suspense. Not the crap that Hollywood generally churns out currently.

Music: Blues, bluegrass, gypsy jazz, alternative, country, most music other than rap/hiphop. I love live music and am hoping to find some great venues here to experience that.

Shows: Arrested Dev, Portlandia, Trailer Park Boys, It's Always Sunny in Philly, Father Ted, Shameless, Girls, Veep, Newsroom, Drunk History, Wilfred, FARGO (amazing show!)

Books: Non-fiction, Historical (love American History!), true life events, some biographies and autobiographies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cowbell
Passport
My weird luck
Sense of humor
Free spirit
Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how much I love my life and how best to get the most out of it. What I can do to help others be happy. When the hell am I going camping again???
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. I don't act my age because I think I'm in denial that I'm actually my age. I'm not ashamed or embarrassed of it, I willingly tell anyone who asks how old I am but I think I mentally block myself from actually feeling my age. Also, sometimes I only make sense to myself. I love going to nude beaches.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can form proper sentences and don't live in your parent's basement. Or in their home. Seriously.

Hey poly people, I'm sure you're lovely, I'm sure we'd make great friends (I have a few already) but I'm not interested in dating you or having a relationship with you. I'm too selfish to share like that.

If you're under 35, please don't bother emailing me. I understand some of you young guys are looking for a cougar but that isn't something I'm interested in, thanks.

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