jeptha_taco
25 Philadelphia, PA
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My self-summary
When I'm not fixing up someone's fancy table and chairs at my architectural restoration job, you could find me in my studio cleaning my brushes on canvas, out doing the stuff with the friends, or staying in with Herby, who amazingly, is still alive after not drinking anything in over a month! Herby is my fern and I'm thinking he's going to break some kind of a record or somthing. "Way to go buddy, up top, oh sorry, down low...too slow."

Now needless to say, I'm interested in having more than some dry, no personality bush in my life. I am not looking for just flings or one-night stand, sit or lay downs. Doesn't mean I'm looking for a family either, but something with substance and a connection. I'm looking for someone who is attractive, chill, and not afraid of an intellectual conversation. I'm also pretty sarcastic most of the time so if you can't handle some sassy back and forth then I don't know about you. But, if you can make me laugh and teach me a thing or two, then I look forward to meeting you. Let's grab a drink or a coffee. Mingle. Go from there. :)

Herby can't come.
What I’m doing with my life
"What am I doing with my life?" Way to keep the pressure off Okc. Well, I'm a painter and I occasionally write exhibition reviews for a local online magazine. I work at an architectural restoration company and one cool part recently was that I went to the Bahamas. Got to see a manta ray, some really intense dominoes games, and what happens to the old ladies who give up. They buy track suits, visors, personalized ash treys and play the slots at the casino. It's who they are. It's what they do. They eyed me up to see if I was a threat. I wasn't.

Aside from the major categories, I spend alot of time with friends. Pretty awsome people ask anybody they'll tell you. I also don't have Internet in my apartment, by choice. I just use the data on my phone, which means that I spend more time in the present. Paying attention and enjoying whatever iam engaged in; reading, listening to music, eating, looking out the window. Because you know, "life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Let me know if you get the reference. :))
The first things people usually notice about me
Sarcasm
and my "expressive eyebrows."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - No Exit, waiting for godot, Society of the Spectacle, A peoples history of the united states, 2001 a space odyssey, Post Office, Siddhartha,

Movies would have to be Ivan the Terrible, 8 1/2, An Autumn Afternoon, Anatomy of a Murder, Rear Window, 2001 a space odyssey, The passion of Joan of Arc, The third Man, Metropolis, Taxi driver, The big Lebowski, Blade runner and Point Break.

As for tv shows: Twin Peaks, Comedy Bang Bang, Curb your Enthusiasm, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Bobs Burgers, The OC, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Room Raiders, Freaks and Geeks, first season of True Detective.

Music James Brown, Parliament Funkadelic, Dead Kennedys, Tears for Fears, thelonious Monk, Rachmaninoff, Jonny Cash, David Bowie, Etta James, Nina Simone and a lot of other stuff.
The six things I could never do without
My aggressively friendly dog Frank
Friends
Color
Coffee
Good conversation
Gary Busey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What happens when people stop being polite and start being real. The real world. :P

I really like watching bad reality TV somtimes.
You should message me if
Why not? The only thing to lose is your dream come true... I think I might have just thrown up in my mouth - lactose intolerant.

(I also like puns. You were warned. lol)
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