I like music and books, adventures and dogs, and tend to romanticize old cars, old leftists, and New Jersey.

I haven't made up my mind about Brooklyn yet.

I don't take myself very seriously.

damned if I know.

Theoretical spending.

How could someone so smart have just done something so stupid. Or the inverse...

Also I make fun of everything and talk about Guns 'N Roses at inappropriate times for some reason.

3 favorite books are Lunch Poems by Frank O'Hara, The Power Broker by Robert A. Caro, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson.

Currently my favorite novelists are Bruce Benderson and Richard Russo, and my favorite poets are Chelsey Minnis, Jennifer L. Knox, Laura Sims, CA Conrad, Charles Bernstein, and Heather Christle. This list changes a lot.

I read a lot of YA for work. John Green, Suzanne Collins, Chris Lynch, Nina LaCour, and E. Lockhart often write stuff I really like.

I really fucking hate James Patterson.

3 favorite movies are Smokey And The Bandit, Rocky 3, and Top Gun. I will also go to Film Forum and watch something good, promise.

I should probably mention one more time how total and genuine is my love for Top Gun and Rocky movies. It's a sickness.

I really fucking hate War Horse.

Gilmore Girls, Trailer Park Boys, and British TV specials about Oasis I kind of obsessively comb Youtube for.

I like to listen to:

Beach Boys
Big L
Big Star
Black Flag, early
Bob Dylan
Chet Baker
Clash
Curtis Mayfield
David Allan Coe
Dexter Gordon
Dusty Springfield
Godspeed
Guns 'N Roses
Lynyrd Skynyrd
LCD Soundsystem
Lil Kim
Modest Mouse
Notorious B.I.G.
Oasis (I know)
Pavement
Peaches
Replacements
Steve Reich

I really fucking hate Nickelback.

I don't like broccoli, but everything else is fair game.

Killer whales, a can opener, petroleum distillate, card tricks, silly string, and a good dentist.

Jumping in the lake.

Books and music.

Traffic and weather.

How every cowboy sings a sad, sad song.

1990: Watchin' Urkel.

2000: Something illegal.

2010: Something domestic.

2013: Something awesome. That may be where you come in.

I cry during Where The Red Fern Grows and I hate exercise.

you like to read.
you like to spit off high things.
you are a good conversationalist.
you like to make out.
you are or may become interested in skiing or motorcycles.
you would consider going off the grid someday.
you love rock and roll and put another dime in the jukebox, baby.