Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I only really like smart funny weirdos who dress cool.
I like to play old country records, ride motorcycles, and talk to
my roommate's dog, who is awesome. I think most dogs are.
Verbally dexterous. Troublemaker and homebody. Usually reading 3
books at once. Fierce advocate of air conditioning and the golden
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I think this is the part of the profile where you're supposed to
assure people that you have a job and friends and aren't a
psychopath and stuff.
I moved to New York with hopes of doing something with books for a
living and never having to go to Home Depot for the rest of my
life. So far, so good.
I like book and music-related hangs. And counting dead animals and
household goods alongside the BQE. Yes, I'll meet you in Brooklyn.
I've been in the Bronx about a year and love to show people some of
the cool stuff up here, too.
On a personal note I recently tried showering, which we didn't have
in my country of origin. It may not be a crypto fascist consumerist
mind trick after all.
I'm looking for both a primary partner for a serious relationship
and people to have fun with. If you identify with many of the
following, handily alphabetized words and concepts, there's a good
chance we'll get along:
Reading in bed
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ordering at restaurants.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Easy on the eyes.
Does not fit well into compact spaces.
I'm also full of useless trivia, an above average speller, poor
role model, a good mix of introspective and life of the party, and
always willing to share some excellent recipes for barbecued child.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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3 favorite books are Lunch Poems by Frank O'Hara, The Power Broker
by Robert A. Caro, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S.
I also read lots of women authors: my favorite living poets are
Chelsey Minnis and Rae Armantrout, but there's more. Binders full
of women, I tells you.
I read a lot of contemporary poetry, a little fiction, and lots of
books about cities, gender and family stuff, politics, and American
I'm a librarian, so this could go on forever...
I really fucking hate James Patterson.
I love Top Gun, Rocky, and a lot of other cheesy movies. For brain
food, I generally like what they show at BAM. I also like regular
Hollywood movies, especially if Anne Hathaway does something sassy
or there are a lot of car crashes. Recent favorites were The
Martian, Grandma, and Straight Outta Compton.
I should probably mention one more time how total and genuine is my
love for Top Gun and Rocky movies.
TV is cool. Bojack Horseman, Broad City, Gilmore Girls, Trailer
Park Boys, Simpsons, and Absolutely Fabulous. House of Cards,
Intervention, and food shows. I also like pro football.
I like a variety of country music.
I like a variety of rock music.
I like a variety of rap music.
I fall asleep during classical music.
I like these musicians a whole lot:
David Allan Coe
Guns 'N Roses
I really fucking hate Nickelback.
I don't like broccoli, but everything else is fair game. I cook a
bit and love restaurants.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Planet Fatness black card
Antique lamp from grandma that looks like a duck
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sometimes I think about when I'm going to die. I'm not particularly
morbid, but knowing would make it easier to plan everything else.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
1990: Watchin' Urkel.
2000: Something illegal.
2010: Something domestic.
2015: Random cool shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cry during Where The Red Fern Grows.
You should message me if
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You think we may get along, duh.
You think vanilla can be nice but like other flavors, too.
You are funny.
You are opening a pizzeria and need a taste tester.
You ride motorcycles or wanna learn.
You don't go chasin' waterfalls.
Who are you looking for?
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