i see a lot of "please don't message me if you're a d-bag" requests, so i'm gonna lead off with "i'm not a d-bag." don't believe me? for the longest time i assumed "ed hardy" was one of the hardy boys or their crazy uncle or something.
i don't mind telling you that i'm quirky and odd but you wouldn't necessarily know it at first because i pass for normal. after knowing me for a while you'll start to see that i'm wicked early for things and i really like making lists. like lists of the best mac n' cheese places and movies and rock bands and tv shows. and so forth.
i'm also a wealth of completely useless information. if we watch "jeopardy" together you will be simultaneously amazed and irritated.