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35 M Santa Monica, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:24am
White, Other
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
i see a lot of "please don't message me if you're a d-bag" requests, so i'm gonna lead off with saying that i am pretty confident that i am not a d-bag. for example, i do not own anything with the words "ed" or "hardy" on it. i never use the word "bro" (neither ironically nor unironically.)

i don't mind telling you that i'm quirky but you wouldn't necessarily know it at first because i pass for normal. after knowing me for a while you'll start to see that i'm wicked early for stuff and i really like ranking things and making lists. like lists of the best mac n' cheese places and movies and albums and tv shows. and so forth.

i'm also a storage unit of completely useless information. if we watch "jeopardy" together you will be simultaneously impressed and irritated.
What I’m doing with my life
for a job? i work in non-profit marketing. it's a thing! i am a director of communications. so i communicate stuff, often effectively. often via the interweb.

for fun? the same things you're doing, i suppose: watching too much tv and/or too many movies and/or listening to too many records when i should be out hiking (which i do sometimes) and/or making the world a better place (which i think i do sometimes?) and/or talking to humans (which i do frequently, i suppose.)

oh. i also draw dumb comics for my friend's boring blog. seriously, it's a purposely boring blog: he's posting his daily receipts from 2003. there were no typos in the previous sentence.
I’m really good at
remembering song lyrics.

also: finding food trucks.

also: jeopardy!.

also: baking.

also: quoting "the simpsons."

also: drawing you as a stick figure and surprising you with how accurate it is.

also: playing the guitar loudly.

also: my job.

also: extending a list using "also" as a modifier.

also: yelling very loudly with a guitar in hand.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that i'm about 10 minutes early. also, they figure out pretty quickly that i'm a red sox/pats/celtics/bruins-loving boston guy. but i bet i'm more tolerable than most guys you meet who are like that. really! i get along with all kinds of people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
isn't it enough to know that i alphabetize all of them? no? okay, then i'll just hit the a's: a prayer for owen meany, adaptation, alias, arcade fire, avocados.

also: books by philip roth, sarah vowell, stephen king, john irving, john hodgman, 19th century new englanders, and more; movies by wes anderson, charlie kaufman, pt anderson, woody allen (before he died in 1999); "the wire," "breaking bad," "lost," "friday night lights," "parenthood," "archer" and "fringe"; they might be giants, weezer, pixies, prince, neutral milk hotel, arcade fire, ween, stevie wonder, the cure, other 90's alt rock, belle and sebastian, OKGO, the killers, cody chesnuTT, and way, way, too many others to mention.

yes, i'm a geek who likes geek stuff (e.g. "star trek," "star wars", joss whedon things, etc.) -- but i get along with norms as well. in other words, if you think a ferengi is some sort of an italian car, we can still hang out and have a good time. I'M JUST THAT CHARMING.
The six things I could never do without
my glasses, lobster rolls, IPAs, my guitars, my acerbic wit, my donut pan.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the red sox, lobster rolls, pbr, stuff i'm gonna bake, happy hours, alphabetizing and ranking things, the next road trip (long or short.)

what a broad question. i think about a lot of stuff. hopefully so do you.
On a typical Friday night I am
the top answers on OKC seem to be "there is no typical friday night," followed by "hanging with friends or home with my tivo and popcorn" or "lolzomgwtf."

i agree!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
that profile photo's accurate: i have a beard.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating