1. if you like what you see here
2. you like sarcastic responses to things.
3. you got hooked on the show glee
when you saw jesse st. james sing
"hello" to rachel in the library (don't lie, you loved it).
4. You know what the "swanson pyramid of greatness" is.
5/8/11: so i noticed that under the "looking for" menu there is a
check box for "long distance penpals." really? has anyone actually
been a "long distance penpal" with someone else on okCupid? and if
so, tell me because that seems rather odd.
4/10/12: ok. also, who has taken "notes" on someone? you know, you
can take notes on people here. i think it is in the top right
corner. i just think it's odd that you could be making the decision
on whether or not to contact someone and then you decide, well, let
me check my notes...
12/30/2012: I work out. I swim, bike and run. While I would prefer
that you do also, it's not required. However, it would help if you
were okay with me working out or getting up early on Sunday
mornings to go somewhere and do a race (not as in "hey it's okay
that you woke me up as your getting your clothes on to race,"
because i'm not looking for booty, but more like "Oh, you're sleepy
because you ran this morning? That's cool. Have some coffee or take
a nap and call me later.").