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jerk__store

29 Philadelphia, PA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a tattoo that says "jerk store" in the Seinfeld logo font. That just about sums me up.
What I’m doing with my life
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Modeling it after any and all mid-80's Jesus & Mary Chain interviews.

Collecting taxidermy/skulls and other oddities.

Working in real estate and at a record store.

Trying to convince someone to be a member of the Baseball Furies from The Warriors with me on Halloween.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot of books about music; mostly punk related or weirdo books written by Nick Cave. Also a huge fan of true crime & horror. Every now and then I throw in a book completely unlike any of that.

Other than that I watch a bunch of horror movies, action movies, 60's/70's biker films, b movies, John Waters, etc.

Currently rewatching Bob's Burgers and Six Feet Under. Listening to a lot of X, Ministry, The Ramones, Government Warning, and Johnny Thunders & the Heartbreakers lately.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mexican Food
Frequent bang trims
Black jeans
Memory foam mattress pad
Predator
The Descendents "Milo Goes to College"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Butts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may or may not have cried while reading the Motley Crue book.
You should message me if
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You listen to the Dead Boys.
You want to go to shows with me and then drink a pitcher of margaritas.
You enjoy watching low budget horror and won't complain when I make you sit through Boarding House for the tenth time.

Please don't message me if you have kids or want them. Not into it.