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jerksquad

33 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I didn't actually graduate from Space Camp. Or attend. But god, I think about it constantly.

My screen name is just one of the many mistakes I've made in my life.

I have a highly developed brain, capable of abstract reasoning, language, introspection, and problem solving. This mental capability, combined with an erect body carriage that frees my hands for manipulating objects, has allowed me to make great use of tools.

I have a cat - simultaneously strong and obese. Just a fat, strong shithead of a cat. He's great though.

I like cooking, but that doesn't mean I'm good at it. Don't get excited.

I'm in Brooklyn's worst rap group: The Happy Rappies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just reading the phrase, "What I'm doing with my life" makes me sad.

Getting really annoyed at just how often people put "Livin'! Lol!" here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Identifying celebrity commercial narrations. For example: The Home Depot commercials? That's goddamn Ed Harris. Boosh. That's just a taste of what you're in store for. Welcome to erf.

Being coerced and manipulated, looking at things and listening to sounds, driving (though I don't own a car).

Mario Kart, I guess? And it turns out I'm great at the SNES Legend of Zelda. So, consider that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a huge head (size, not ego).

Then probably my face, followed by my voice, then maybe my ears? Just various features ranging from obvious to less obvious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Video games
2. Shelter
3. Shame
4. Sanity
5. Lists
6. Employment
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the best things. All the good ones. The hits.

I don't know... what do people think about? What an insane question. I guess programming, since that's my job and I spend ten hours a day there. Listen, back off. I'm still reeling from that "favorites" section. It seems like all I have are favorites, and nothing to say about myself that isn't defined by things that I like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking I'd like to do something, realizing I'm too tired, then playing some games with friends, preparing to sleep, and finally actual sleep. Or maybe some Balderdash, but only the movie category.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You've come across my mediocre profile on OkCupid. Something about it intrigues you, but for technical reasons you are unable to make contact with me. Naturally, you email OkCupid's support staff. Their response fills you with terror: "That profile HAS BEEN DELETED FOR FORTY YEARS!"

As it turns out, this is a ghost profile!

Also, this message is coming from INSIDE THE INTERNET!
You should message me if
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You'd like contact with someone who isn't constantly boasting about traveling, or being a "free spirit", or "down to earth". If anything, I am an incarcerated spirit who roams the clouds. Irony.