Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I didn't actually graduate from Space Camp. Or attend. But god, I
think about it constantly.
My screen name is just one of the many mistakes I've made in my
I have a highly developed brain, capable of abstract reasoning,
language, introspection, and problem solving. This mental
capability, combined with an erect body carriage that frees my
hands for manipulating objects, has allowed me to make great use of
I have a cat - simultaneously strong and obese. Just a fat, strong
shithead of a cat. He's great though.
I like cooking, but that doesn't mean I'm good at it. Don't get
I'm in Brooklyn's worst rap group: The Happy Rappies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just reading the phrase, "What I'm doing with my life" makes me
Getting really annoyed at just how often people put "Livin'! Lol!"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Identifying celebrity commercial narrations. For example: The Home
Depot commercials? That's goddamn Ed Harris. Boosh. That's just a
taste of what you're in store for. Welcome to erf.
Being coerced and manipulated, looking at things and listening to
sounds, driving (though I don't own a car).
guess? And it turns out I'm great at the SNES Legend of Zelda
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a huge head (size, not ego).
Then probably my face, followed by my voice, then maybe my ears?
Just various features ranging from obvious to less obvious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
, The Day Today
, The Day the Universe
, Freaks & Geeks
, Top Gear
, Being Human
, Star Trek
, Babylon 5
, Arrested Development
Ricky Gervais Show
, Mr. Show
, The West Wing
, David Attenborough
Hot American Summer
, Star Wars
, Coen Brothers
, Wes Anderson
, Jurassic Park
, Close Encounters
of the Third Kind
, Indiana Jones
, Blade Runner
, Lord of the Rings
, Patrick O'Brian
, Douglas Adams
, The New
, Talking Heads
, David Byrne
, Elton John
, Dr. Dog
, David Bowie
, John Cale
(yup), The Rolling Stones
, Christ, this is enough, right?
You get the idea: standard Nerdsnob.
I also really like terrible movies - Lethal Ninja
, City Dragon
, The Room
, and so on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the best things. All the good ones. The hits.
I don't know... what do people think about? What an insane
question. I guess programming, since that's my job and I spend ten
hours a day there. Listen, back off. I'm still reeling from that
"favorites" section. It seems like all I have are favorites, and
nothing to say about myself that isn't defined by things that I
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking I'd like to do something, realizing I'm too tired, then
playing some games with friends, preparing to sleep, and finally
actual sleep. Or maybe some Balderdash, but only the movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You've come across my mediocre profile on OkCupid. Something about
it intrigues you, but for technical reasons you are unable to make
contact with me. Naturally, you email OkCupid's support staff.
Their response fills you with terror: "That profile HAS BEEN
DELETED FOR FORTY YEARS!"
As it turns out, this is a ghost profile!
Also, this message is coming from INSIDE THE INTERNET!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like contact with someone who isn't constantly boasting about
traveling, or being a "free spirit", or "down to earth". If
anything, I am an incarcerated spirit who roams the clouds. Irony.
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