My screen name is just one of the many mistakes I've made in my life.
I have a highly developed brain, capable of abstract reasoning, language, introspection, and problem solving. This mental capability, combined with an erect body carriage that frees my hands for manipulating objects, has allowed me to make great use of tools.
I have a cat - simultaneously strong and obese. Just a fat, strong shithead of a cat. He's great though.
I like cooking, but that doesn't mean I'm good at it. Don't get excited.
I'm in Brooklyn's worst rap group: The Happy Rappies.