32 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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My self-summary
Transparency is important to me. The simplest way to remove risk, is to remove complexity.

With women, I'm primarily looking for physical intimacy. Whispers, hand-holding, cuddling, and sex sometimes go together, and sometimes they do not. If I do like you, then I'm probably more interested in the sound of your voice, than in casual sex. But whatever works.

I work in a coffee shop, and I like math.


The body of consumer marketing is endlessly fascinating. Its head consists of myriad tribal languages (cultures; turns of phrase visual, aural, and more), its heart is set by mewling poms of a thousand varieties (each fundamentally the same), its substrate is the graph of meat that turns food into carnival (billions of human bodies, governed by a specific information system sometimes referred to as consciousness). To me these things are easy, and often gross. At work I see myself primarily as a manager of money. All balance sheets are the same. What I have to do, is merely plumb the morass of corporate and artisanal staff, customers, a market substrate, and machinery... nudging us forward each day, along an undetermined vector, in an n-dimensional probability space. It is in this activity that one contemplates the control of variances, in the movements of particles through such space. Particles: a simplifying assumption.

And then I get to figure out how to translate how I think about the problem, to people who mostly just want good food, or good coffee, or a peaceful ambience, or friends, or family, or a stable job.

Such is nerd life...
What I’m doing with my life
"Girlfriends aren't vices."

They could be. For example, if work is of paramount importance.

I'd like to play a small part in making this happen:

Sometime I get bored and do things like this for the sake of anthropology (may require some backstory unless you're Malaysian):
I’m really good at
Listening (not necessarily 'empathising;' there is a difference). Turning people into flowcharts.

For work, I enjoy taking on difficult tasks, learning them faster than others, and then designing sustainable systems to ensure the persistence of the organisation as a living entity.

Sometimes I figure a person's structures out, and then they get good massages thereafter.
The first things people usually notice about me
Skinny dude. Talks too fast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Trainspotting
Movie: Requiem for a Dream, Thr Machine!!
TV Shows: Dexter, House, BBC's Sherlock
Music: Smashing Pumpkins, Deftones, Radiohead, The Prodigy, UFO, Tori Amos
Food: food is fuel

I'm not really a books, movies, tv, music, or food person, but I've consumed and analysed quite a bit of these. I like physical activity though. Intellectually I do like segmenting people into groups based on their opinions of the sensual genres above.

Now, if this isn't how you tell your older brother, that he is a plebeian dumbfuck... I'm not sure what is. On the other hand, some women... you can't tell them the truth, as they then take insult and leave you.
The six things I could never do without
There isn't much I couldn't do without.

But since we're here. Your lips. The small of your back. The curve between your scalp and the lobe of your ear. Clits. Brains. Muscles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People. So by extension, everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being productive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've trained myself to an incomplete degree... in the ability to completely quantify my world. It's not scary to me, as the loneliness is more of a fact than a concern. But hey, it's true - you can walk the edge of solipsism without completely falling in. All you lose is some respect for less dangerous people.
You should message me if
You won't care if you don't understand me, as long as you love me. Snicker. If you're married to work, and want a friend or lover who's in the same boat.