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jerng

30 M Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Malay (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Where did all the smart girls go?

Oh no, I think I've murdered my chances again.
What I’m doing with my life
Spending the decade between 30 and 40 buffing up my book-value, in order to fund my hobbies unto death. Those hobbies I still have little time for: studying the structure of human consciousness, programming computers, math, statistics, and testing models on machines.
I’m really good at
Giving massages. Listening (not necessarily 'empathising;' there is a difference). Turning people into flowcharts. For work, I enjoy taking on difficult tasks, learning them faster than others, and then designing sustainable systems to ensure the persistence of the organisation as a living entity.
The first things people usually notice about me
Skinny dude. (If I'm doing an office job, it's "skinny skinhead.")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Trainspotting
Movie: Requiem for a Dream, Thr Machine!!
TV Shows: Dexter, House, BBC's Sherlock
Music: Smashing Pumpkins, Deftones, Radiohead, The Prodigy, UFO, Tori Amos
Food: food is fuel

I'm not really a books, movies, tv, music, or food person, but I've consumed and analysed quite a bit of these. I like physical activity though. Intellectually I do like segmenting people into groups based on their opinions of the sensual genres above.
The six things I could never do without
There isn't much I couldn't do without.

But since we're here. Your lips. The small of your back. The curve between your scalp and the lobe of your ear. Clits. Brains. Muscles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People. So by extension, everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fixing things for fun. Working on intellectual hobbies, some cash job, or taking breather on social media, probably all at a coffee shop somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've trained myself to an incomplete degree... in the ability to completely quantify my world. It's not scary to me, as the loneliness is more of a fact than a concern. But hey, it's true - you can walk the edge of solipsism without completely falling in. All you lose is some respect for less dangerous people.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You talk too fast. You rarely lose your cool. Your MO is to fix problems slowly, and systematically - so you're into eating right, sleeping, and working out to feel better. You tend to bore people with your breadth of interest and depth of detail. You love getting work done - adding value to an operation is your idea of fun. Most people's games bore you. You'd rather be alone than in an overly emotional relationship. You're looking for a co-pilot... or a spotter. Then we might be useful to each other, at least as friends.

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