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jerng

30 M Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:52am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Malay (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's go on a date. A work date. I intend to spend most of my life making things, so it's a good idea if you're like that too. You bring yours, and I'll bring mine. ;)

I prefer clear and simple communication. If you know what you want, and are never afraid to ask, we'll have a wonderful time.

I like to touch and change things, analysing them to bits. All I have to offer most women is slow/sombre conversation over coffee. Speedups are available on demand. If you want to talk less and do more, we *could* skip the talk.

I like explicit KPIs - I don't expect you to read my mind, and I'm not going to read yours.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
10-year prioritisation of stupid stuff over smart stuff. 15% in, and I feel that my thirties are going to evaporate before I know it.

People are simpler than they tend to imagine. I'm drafting a reference model for artificial intelligence, here: http://concept.jenaime.com

(Post job interview:)

"What are your vices?"

Women. And it's gotten to a point where I don't mind saying it in front of... women.

"Commercial sex?"

Not yet. Laws in this country are grey on that. Sometimes I get a girlfriend. But that rarely happens... seeing as how I spend most of my time at work, which hasn't paid very well of late. So most girls need either time, or money, and I have neither... so unless it's a great fit, it's not going to happen right now.

"Girlfriends aren't vices."

They could be. For example, if work is of paramount importance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening (not necessarily 'empathising;' there is a difference). Turning people into flowcharts.

For work, I enjoy taking on difficult tasks, learning them faster than others, and then designing sustainable systems to ensure the persistence of the organisation as a living entity.

Sometimes I figure a person's structures out, and then they get good massages thereafter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Skinny dude. If I'm doing an office job, it's "skinny skinhead."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Trainspotting
Movie: Requiem for a Dream, Thr Machine!!
TV Shows: Dexter, House, BBC's Sherlock
Music: Smashing Pumpkins, Deftones, Radiohead, The Prodigy, UFO, Tori Amos
Food: food is fuel

I'm not really a books, movies, tv, music, or food person, but I've consumed and analysed quite a bit of these. I like physical activity though. Intellectually I do like segmenting people into groups based on their opinions of the sensual genres above.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There isn't much I couldn't do without.

But since we're here. Your lips. The small of your back. The curve between your scalp and the lobe of your ear. Clits. Brains. Muscles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People. So by extension, everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Walking around a shopping mall on the way home, singing Like Spinning Plates, softly.

"Is it working?"

So a bloke asked if my profiles on Internet dating apps attract attention, and offered to find me a date. Believe* it or not, these profiles are not primarily there to get me dates. These profiles are works of art - and art is entertaining. I'm quite happy to admit that they are bad art, if anyone feels that way.

Writing is an experiment in representation. It is one of many crafts. Through craft, we allow ourselves to discover patterns that are not immediately obvious without work. (Craft is work.) That's why putting up profiles is entertaining. That's why publishing on social media, is interesting. That's why going for job interviews, is interesting.

Maybe that's why so many women on the Internet (and elsewhere) wear so much make-up. I wonder how many are actually banking on social media as a channel for love and relationships (probably a large fraction, and I'd like to know the exact number).

(*It's much more fun to just meet people IRL, which is where I prefer to go shopping for relationships whenever I can afford it - and I haven't really been able to afford it in years - my sum expenditure there has probably been under $100 almost two years. "Other" work, has been rather consuming. :) )
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've trained myself to an incomplete degree... in the ability to completely quantify my world. It's not scary to me, as the loneliness is more of a fact than a concern. But hey, it's true - you can walk the edge of solipsism without completely falling in. All you lose is some respect for less dangerous people.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... if you feel like talking, cuddling, or sex.

If you've been compared to the character of Faora-Ul in Man of Steel (2013) I might already be in love with you.

I guess conversations are interesting when one learns something about a subject that one is already excited about. So, what makes you happy?

Need a hint?
http://about.me/jerng