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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 7:18am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Chinese (Somewhat), Malay (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

Pray for yourself. Your feelings are hurt, your mind cowering... in the bleak rage of stories that reach you from places afar - places that were always there, threats that were always there, loss that was already accounted for... in books which you have failed to open. Your trembling is an abyss, your ignorance now stripped naked and cold. Pray for yourself lah.


My goals are absent. My struggles are mathematical. My pastimes are women and commerce. I will do what I can, for you.

If you require analysis, I may be able to help. If you are female and require sex, there is a lesser but still non-zero probability that you may gain benefit from me. If you require money, go away, I don't have any.

I wonder how much of my life will be spent with the privilege of being able to choose to dream or to not-dream. Having no dreams is surely one of the most covenient circumstances that one could hope for. But one then feels sad for everyone else,  and that is all there is to it.

I like to discuss technicalities.

Well, that's the pitch, and the rest is complication.

I'm building a cafe business in Damansara Jaya.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
=ad for work=
=end, ad for work=

"Girlfriends aren't vices."

They could be. For example, if work is of paramount importance.

I'd like to play a small part in making this happen:

Sometime I get bored and do things like this for the sake of anthropology (may require some backstory unless you're Malaysian):
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening (not necessarily 'empathising;' there is a difference). Turning people into flowcharts.

For work, I enjoy taking on difficult tasks, learning them faster than others, and then designing sustainable systems to ensure the persistence of the organisation as a living entity.

Sometimes I figure a person's structures out, and then they get good massages thereafter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Skinny dude. Talks too fast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Trainspotting
Movie: Requiem for a Dream, Thr Machine!!
TV Shows: Dexter, House, BBC's Sherlock
Music: Smashing Pumpkins, Deftones, Radiohead, The Prodigy, UFO, Tori Amos
Food: food is fuel

I'm not really a books, movies, tv, music, or food person, but I've consumed and analysed quite a bit of these. I like physical activity though. Intellectually I do like segmenting people into groups based on their opinions of the sensual genres above.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There isn't much I couldn't do without.

But since we're here. Your lips. The small of your back. The curve between your scalp and the lobe of your ear. Clits. Brains. Muscles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People. So by extension, everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being productive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've trained myself to an incomplete degree... in the ability to completely quantify my world. It's not scary to me, as the loneliness is more of a fact than a concern. But hey, it's true - you can walk the edge of solipsism without completely falling in. All you lose is some respect for less dangerous people.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You won't care if you don't understand me, as long as you love me. Snicker. If you're married to work, and want a friend or lover who's in the same boat.