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My self-summary
I'm Jerry. I like punk rock and friends say im the real life ted mosby.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a lunch lady at a high school.
I’m really good at
Making omelets.
Taking naps.
Drinking lots of alcohol.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: say anything, fight club, sleepwalk with me, old dogs, tucker and dale vs evil, step brothers, extract, hunger games, battle royal, tonight you're mine, role models, Semi-pro, Funny People.

Music: Bomb the Music Industry, Saves The Day, Touché Amore, Big D And The Kids Table, Converge, H2O, New Found Glory, Code orange kids, yellowcard, slayer, Lawrence Arms, Motorhead, Alkaline Trio,The Menzingers, Taking Back Sunday, Knapsack, Paul Baribeau, Cee Lo Green, Off With Their Heads, Joy Division, Yellow Machinegun, The Wonder Years, Laura Stevenson, Latterman, Comeback Kid, Shai Hulud, We Are The Union, Andrew Jackson Jihad.

TV: 30 rock, the office, parks and rec, South Park, Tim and Eric, doctor who, community, china ill., Conan, tourchwood, psych, Simpsons, snl

Food: pizza, tacos,Doritos, omelette, grilled cheese, sushi. I'm pretty much a 5 year old.

If I would go on a real computer this section would be stupid long.
The six things I could never do without
My cat
My phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. It's awful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking. Watching wrestling. Hanging out. You know real grown up things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I talk to my cat like he's a real person. Sometimes we have real life conversations. It's cute I promise.
You should message me if
If you enjoy awesomely awkward conversation.

Also if you think your a real life Daria. If she wasn't a cartoon she'd be the best human ever