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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 27
5' 5" (1.66m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Has cats
My self-summary
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I'm Jerry. I like punk rock and friends say im the real life tead mosby.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working two jobs and drinking with my best friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making omelets.
Taking naps.
Drinking lots of alcohol.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: say anything, fight club, sleepwalk with me, old dogs, tucker and dale vs evil, step brothers, extract, hunger games, battle royal, tonight you're mine, role models, Semi-pro, Funny People.

Music: Bomb the Music Industry, Saves The Day, Touché Amore, Big D And The Kids Table, Converge, H2O, New Found Glory, Code orange kids, yellowcard, slayer, Lawrence Arms, Motorhead, Alkaline Trio,The Menzingers, Taking Back Sunday, Knapsack, Paul Baribeau, Cee Lo Green, Off With Their Heads, Joy Division, Yellow Machinegun, The Wonder Years, Laura Stevenson, Latterman, Comeback Kid, Shai Hulud, We Are The Union, Andrew Jackson Jihad.

TV: 30 rock, the office, parks and rec, South Park, Tim and Eric, doctor who, community, china ill., Conan, tourchwood, psych, Simpsons, snl

Food: pizza, tacos,Doritos, omelette, grilled cheese, sushi. I'm pretty much a 5 year old.

If I would go on a real computer this section would be stupid long.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat
My phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. It's awful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking. Watching wrestling. Hanging out. You know real grown up things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I talk to my cat like he's a real person. Sometimes we have real life conversations. It's cute I promise.
You should message me if
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If you enjoy awesomely awkward conversation.

Also if you think your a real life Daria. If she wasn't a cartoon she'd be the best human ever