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jerrysnightout

26 M Stoughton, MA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
So uh hi. I'm Jerry. I like to make lists so here's a list of things about me!

-I watch too much tv.
-I play in a band. My punk friends think we're metal and my metal friends think we're punk.
-I have a cat named Obi.
-Obi is my best friend.
-I pretend to know how to play guitar kinda.
-I'm a lot less weird than this makes me look.
- Well kinda less weird.
-I work at Michaels. You know the arts and crafts store
What I’m doing with my life
Living day by day just trying to get by.
I’m really good at
Making omelets.
Taking naps.
Drinking lots of alcohol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: say anything, fight club, sleepwalk with me, old dogs, tucker and dale vs evil, step brothers, extract, hunger games, battle royal, tonight you're mine, role models, Semi-pro, Funny People.

Music: Bomb the Music Industry, Saves The Day, Touché Amore, Big D And The Kids Table, Converge, H2O, New Found Glory, Code orange kids, yellowcard, slayer, Lawrence Arms, Motorhead, Alkaline Trio,The Menzingers, Taking Back Sunday, Knapsack, Paul Baribeau, Cee Lo Green, Off With Their Heads, Joy Division, Yellow Machinegun, The Wonder Years, Laura Stevenson, Latterman, Comeback Kid, Shai Hulud, We Are The Union, Andrew Jackson Jihad.

TV: 30 rock, the office, parks and rec, South Park, Tim and Eric, doctor who, community, china ill., Conan, tourchwood, psych, Simpsons, snl

Food: pizza, tacos,Doritos, omelette, grilled cheese, sushi. I'm pretty much a 5 year old.

If I would go on a real computer this section would be stupid long.
The six things I could never do without
My cat
My phone
My iPod
Air
Food
Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life and how I'm surviving. New lyrics for songs and trying to remember old lyrics to songs I wrote.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing a show. Drinking. Watching wrestling. Hanging out. You know real grown up things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I talk to my cat like he's a real person. Sometimes we have real life conversations. It's cute I promise.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you enjoy awesomely awkward conversation.

Also if you think your a real life Daria. If she wasn't a cartoon she'd be the best human ever