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jess0319

27 F Martinez, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
First off, I'm not interested in guys with kids. I tried it, can't do it. Sorry! Also, if I "like" or "choose" you, feel free to say hi! I'd love to hear from you (that is, unless you're a dad)! =D

I like to think that I'm a pretty cool girl, at least that's what my mom tells me! I'm quirky, have a sarcastic sense of humor and laughing is extremely important to me - if you're someone who doesn't enjoy it, not interested! I enjoy being around witty people who can appreciate crude humor.

I'm a huge Giants fan and being at AT&T park is one of my favorite places in the world to be! I'd love to find someone who shares this interest, but even if you don't, I'll still drag you to games anyway and you'd better enjoy yourself dammit.

I'm looking for someone to become friends with first, with the possibility of a long term relationship. I'm definitely not trying to rush anything, but I really do want to find that special someone to share my life with.

If you don't want to date me, that's fine, I get that... but you're wrong and I hate you.
I’m really good at
Wiping the toilet seat - both before and after. In public especially, sitting on someone else's fluids make me feel violated and shudder.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm vertically challenged and easy to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Top faves in each category at this moment in time:

Book: A Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime by Mark Haddon
Movie: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Show: FaceOff
Band: Avenged Sevenfold
Food: Soosh (sushi)

Oh, and I play video games. Want to have a death match in GTA Online (...PS3 of course)? Leggo!

PS: I will lose because I am terrible at it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It would make me the happiest girl ever to be on Kiss Cam at a Giants game.

I have a weakness for guys with nicely kept beards.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
...you know what you want in life and are ready for a real relationship.

Ultimately, I want to find that guy (preferably white!) that gives me butterflies when I get a call from him, and feels the same way about me. Nothing is more important to me than having mutual chemistry when everything feels right.

I want a real gentleman who's chivalrous, honest, and respectful. If you're going to inquire about my boobs, butt, or try to initiate sexual talk during our first conversation, I'm automatically done with you. I want a guy with a good head on his shoulders, who knows what's socially acceptable, and that I could bring home to meet my family.

I also don't speak Ebonics, so I discourage you from writing me if that's your main form of speaking. In other words: No ghetto people please! You scare me! =D