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26 F Pittsburgh, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:49pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Hey kids. I'm Jessica. Welcome to the party.

I guess I'd say I'm selectively extroverted, but mostly an introvert (so that party I just welcomed you to--it's probably gonna be over by 9pm.) I'm probably one of the genuinely happiest person you'll ever meet and I love being around people, but it can be exhausting. I believe in making the best of what you have and I don't deal well with people who whine. Everyone should be grateful for their life and not waste the time they've been given. I'm a hopeless optimist, and while people might see that as being naive, I disagree. I'd just rather be happy. Life is short.

I can be nerdy, as in I get overly and unapologetically excited over things I like, and I'm looking for a guy who either A.) thinks it's really cute, or B.) geeks out over stuff with me. I hold intelligence and sincere kindness in highest regard. The Dalai Lama said, "Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." It's really important to me that my significant other share that value.

I believe and actively fight for equal rights for all. I have a super-sensitive sense of smell and it almost always sucks. I've read the Harry Potter series more than ten times. I knocked a friend's tooth out while fighting her for shotgun once (I won). I cannot handle arrogance or narcissism in any respect, including taking tons of selfies in the mirror (please stop, it's annoying). I have an over-developed sense of empathy. I'm a feminist, and if you think that means that I burn bras or hate all men, please educate yourself before you speak to me.

And I am Batman.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work as a dispatch assistant for a transportation company and it's a blast, even though it isn't in my preferred field. I also live with my best friend and our feline friends and our life is super fun.
I’m really good at
Finishing a book really fast and then whining that I have no one to talk about it with. Quoting movies. Playing with children. Ingesting caffeine in large amounts. Making cereal. Memorizing unimportant shit and beating you at Jeopardy. Making up creative swear words. Getting lost in the depths of the internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have been told that I give off the first impression of being friendly, so there's that. Physically though, I'd like say people notice my eyes....but if we're being honest, it's probably my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I devour books. Harry Potter, Chuck Palanhuik, Neil Gaiman, Jodi Picoult, A Song of Ice and Fire, classics, modern fiction, non-fiction, fantasy...everything and anything I can get my hands on really. I spend more money on books than probably anything else.

Movies and TV shows: Gone with the Wind, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Boondock Saints, The Godfather, superhero movies, horrible/awesome Jack Black movies, Disney everything, all movie musicals because I am a DORK, weird-ass period dramas, BASEketball, Harry Potter (obviously), Glee, American Horror Story, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, GAME OF THRONES, True Detective, Downton Abbey, South Park (Matt Stone and Trey Parker are my favorite Humans), Family Guy, and many more.

My itunes library ranges from Queen to Metallica to the Cinderella soundtrack to Mumford and Sons....and the Beatles. So much Beatles. Mostly I like pop music, which is apparently a grave sin that I'm not gonna apologize for. I'm an equal opportunity music lover.
The six things I could never do without
1. A shelf of books
2. Music
3. My journal
4. Chapstick
5. Flip flops
6. Hoodies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
As cliche as it sounds, I think a lot about justice issues. I studied Social Work in school, and it surprised me that so much of what I learned about is how much bigotry and ignorance is in the world that we don't really question because it's just *how things are*....I also think a lot about my family because I don't see them as much as I'd like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Home venting to my roommate about work, or wherever else the wind takes me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think Kanye West needs to go away.

Also, I'm very, very afraid of things that can fly and get stuck in my hair.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Message me if you are actually nice and interested in more than just sex. Don't get me wrong, sex is awesome and all but it's not what I'm looking for on here.

Also, please don't contact me if you're a mean person under the guise of being "unfiltered" or "honest." Mean is mean. Be considerate of people.