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jessasaurus_82

31 F Kissimmee, FL

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm funny. I'm smart. I have my act together. I have a house and a job. Anything else is something you would have to ask me about in conversation.

My hobbies include showing horses, reading, traveling, running, organizing, cooking/baking, managing my social media blog, challenging myself, and generally enjoying life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a registered nurse and I have a job that I love that I am actually very good at. I also have some future career goals to accomplish. I'm not happy with stagnating in my job and I have a passion for constant professional growth.

I'm also keeping myself busy with the renovations I am making in the house I bought in July 2011. I just made the investment in Eco-friendly energy sources and I've always got a house project going on.

I'm also working on a full-scale overhaul of my life and habits. I've kicked my soda habit and have lost 50 pounds thus far through food choices and exercise alone. I'm far from being a gym rat, but working out daily does take priority in my life. I took up running a year ago and never have I ever loved something so much that is so hard for me. I'm currently in training for my first half-marathon with plans to complete 3 of them between November 2014 and May 2015. I'm not a fast runner...but at least I'm out there pursuing the goals I set for myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, helping people solve problems, showing horses, cooking, working on my house
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They can usually hear me before they can see me. I'm short (but I'm cuter that way) and I've got a pretty big personality. I can get a bit loud at times but people are generally laughing when I am. My razor sharp wit, dry sense of humor, and fluency in sarcasm can keep a crowd laughing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - anything that makes me think. Movie - anything that makes me think. Food - anything I can make on the grill. I love sushi but have no one to go for sushi with since my best friends moved away.
Tv show - all bets are off bc I'll watch pretty much anything. My latest faves are: the Walking Dead, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Criminal Minds, Top Chef, and pretty much any other culinary competition show.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(In no particular order)
God
My home
My phone & computer/laptop/tablet
Social media (keeps me in touch with my family and different realms of friends)
My family and pets (dog, cat, horse)
My running shoes and gps watch/heart rate monitor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, fun things to do in my spare time, how God can watch us screw up day after day and not want to just give up on us, why it's so hard to imagine giving up the freedom of the single life
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out at home, working (healthcare never sleeps), watching Netflix, or getting together with friends. I tend to really enjoy chill nights in with a good book lately.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My use of hashtags on Facebook and my pictures of food on Instagram are largely inside jokes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you are even half as awesome as I am. Ha ha. I kid.

If you are a Christian (this is pretty much a requirement...I want a man who is religiously grounded)

If you are interested in getting to know me (I make an awesome friend).

If you could in any way be considered a nerd (I have a thing for men with intellect despite some social awkwardness). I've actually never watched Star Wars and would love for someone to change that.

If going park hopping at Disney is your idea of an awesome way to spend a day (or even a few hours).

Just to clarify, if I message you, it doesn't mean I'm hitting on you...generally it just means I'm just making conversation. I'm not that easily won that I would decide I want to hit on someone based just upon a profile. :o)