Now that I got that out of the way... I am a smart ass and I have a very dry sense of humor.
I'm an Artist at heart. I am very surprised that I have no tattoos... I ought to get on that. I have an amazing dog.
Also if you are opposed or turned off to smokers. (I totally get it) I can easily put them away. I will say I do smoke clove cigarettes mostly while working or drinking. They smell more like incense than anything else.
"The looking glass means more to the meek
Than divinity inside the lost words that seekers speak
Altruistic ones head devoted to the balanced mystique
We venture so suddenly slipping on the cracks that creak
Rested thoughts won't satisfy a troubled mind
With troublesome miscreants the takers divide
Sudden succession the salvation subscribed
Recreational addictions will prayers provide
Decadence misguided we pay out with pride" Jesse Mathe 2012