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jessehertz

23 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I kind of like the idea of being an empty essay.

But, I'm super into good weird conversations and enjoying great content (tv, books, movies, standup, music, whatever). I'd rather talk than go somewhere where you can't hear yourself and everyone is really concerned with whether or not other people are looking at them.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for a cybersecurity company. Living in brooklyn. Writing. Being a person. Trying to laugh a lot and be happy.
I’m really good at
hacking into stuff. making jokes. binge-watching netflix. Playing videogames. I got a short story published once so that was pretty cool.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Foster-Wallace, Vonnegut, Murakami, Faulkner, Palahniuk

TV: Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Community, HIMYM, The Wire, The Sopranos, The Office, Parks+Rec, Game Of Thrones, Lost, Newsroom, Orange is the New Black, It's Always Sunny, The League, Arrested Development

Music: Sublime, Ben Folds Five, Nirvana, Big L, Big Pun, Earl Sweatshirt

Movies: American Beauty, The Godfather, Matrix, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Anchorman, Zoolander, Enter the Void, Eternal Sunshine
The six things I could never do without
netflix, cuddling, sex, weed, videogames and seamless

that also sounds like the perfect vacaction
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with friends, having some sort of conversation that we are all sure is very important.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you want to

i'm at least going to say hi