jessehertz
24 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
Media junkie. Books, tv, movies, videogames, these are my shit.

Im apparently pretty funny. Work in cybersecurity as a penetration tester (funny sounding and a lot of fun, ask me about it).

Prodigious pot smoker. Dogs are the best.

Im down for something serious or casual. Netflix, seamless and chill or going out for dinner + drinks. Your call. Either way, the tabs on me.

I'd rather talk than go somewhere where you can't hear yourself and everyone is really concerned with whether or not other people are looking at them.

Talk to me, I promise you wont regret it.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for a cybersecurity company. Living in brooklyn. Writing. Rock climbing. Being a person. Trying to laugh a lot and be happy.
I’m really good at
hacking into stuff. making jokes. binge-watching netflix. Playing videogames. I got a short story published once so that was pretty cool.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Foster-Wallace, Vonnegut, Murakami, Faulkner, Palahniuk

TV: Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Community, HIMYM, The Wire, The Sopranos, The Office, Parks+Rec, Game Of Thrones, Lost, Newsroom, Orange is the New Black, It's Always Sunny, The League, Arrested Development

Music: Sublime, Ben Folds Five, Nirvana, Big L, Big Pun, Earl Sweatshirt

Movies: American Beauty, The Godfather, Matrix, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Anchorman, Zoolander, Enter the Void, Eternal Sunshine
You should message me if
you want to

i'm at least going to say hi
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