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28 M San Francisco, CA

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Asian, White
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Vietnamese (Okay), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. You should try it!
What I’m doing with my life
Skimming the cream off the top of the best city in the world.
I’m really good at
Pool. Now you know where to find me at a bar.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ambiguous ancestry: 100% happa. I live in many contexts, and it may be hard to pin me down.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I probably watch too much and read too little. I grew up watching all genres and even studied making them for a while. But now I want to give language a second look and read a good book. Non-fiction seems to be more promising than the alternative, but fiction is brain candy and I'm a sweet-tooth. Just read The Circle by Dave Eggars. I would love to talk about it over a beer, maybe coffee.

Music? I still like the new indie stuff, but I'm all over the place. Never liked the top 40 unless it was coming from a car radio. I've been getting into Chillwave, so I appreciate the catchy and sometimes the less-than-catchy tune.

Food? I love it all. But I should cook more. Maybe you can help me design a menu for Mon Appartement.
The six things I could never do without
Camera, computadora, space phone, music, the city. You.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Alternate realities and virtual space, sustainable communities, and whether our negative impact would make for a positive impact. Then sometimes it's what I'll do for this world that's worth while. You only live infinitely.
On a typical Friday night I am
Finding a new subculture in SF's nooks and crannies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like reading about fad diets. I'm on a fad diet. Or not.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want a tour guide or a partner in crime. I grew up in this city but there are always nooks and hidden enclaves yet to be seen. Think a nice cafe in North Beach, or a dive bar in the Trendyloin.

I work near union square, so if you know of a nice happy hour to check out, I'm in. Know the Epicurians? I'm epicurious.