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jessekanclerz

28 / M / Straight / Single

Rochester, New York

His Details

Last Online
Today – 4:05pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I enjoy smiling for no particular reason, the fresh scent of laundry dryed on a clothes line, pointless banter, home cooked meals, the occasional garbage plate and the sound of music.If that doesn't give you a sense of who I am then I don't what will :p

Aside from physical attraction here's a few personal characteristics that I find important: You're a person who's open to sharing their unique perspective and learning from others life lessons. You have an unconventional life bucket list (like eating a geoduck - Google it). You can have a conversation with a complete stranger like you've been life long friends. You have enthusiasm that's contagious. And your farts smell like an autumn breeze. That last part is optional.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally I run the digital marketing program for a Fortune 1000 company in town. Basically I spend $1 to make $5 using the ol internet. It's all about statistics but when I try to explain it to my grandparents they think it's magic!

I don't live to work and enjoy kickball, trivia, cycling, festivals, sitting on porches with friends and beer, exploring the outdoors, and running the occasional 5k (check out my pics!).
I’m really good at
Schooling people in Connect Four.
Eating slowly. I love to chew.
Sarcasm.
Striking iconic poses.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smirk too much and my sense of humor is often crass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Indiana Jones trilogy but not the 4th movie. I think Lucas and Spielberg raped the franchise with the last installment.

Books: I'm a fan of the classics like Gulliver's Travels and Journey to the center of the Earth. Anything by Ray Bradbury. My favorite short story is from Cosmicomics, All At One Point. If we make it past the 2nd date maybe I'll read it to you.

Top food: Pierogi with kielbasa and saurkraut. My mouth waters at the thought of it.

Music: Not very particular in this area. Van Morrison, The Eagles and Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bubba Sparx.

TV: Ditched the cable a while ago but I like the Sci-Fy channel, Bear Grylls, and South Park.
The six things I could never do without
1) Breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day!

2) A frying pan. How else am I going to scramble those eggs for breakfast?

3) An internet connection and a device to surf the net.

4) The sun. I need my vitamin D.

5) Dauchsunds.

6) H2O.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
work,
family,
friends,
and pie.

Not in that particular order.
On a typical Friday night I am
It's either Netflix or going out on the town with friends. Most likely the latter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I scored a 100 on my NYS World History regents exam. Yes, I am a colossal history geek.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
you're as big a dork as I am.