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jessekanclerz

29 M Northampton, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
New to the area a looking to meet new people.

I enjoy smiling for no particular reason, the fresh scent of laundry dryed on a clothes line, pointless banter, home cooked meals, and the sound of music. If that doesn't give you a sense of who I am then I don't know what will :p
What I’m doing with my life
Kickballer, trivia, cycling, festivals, traveler, exploring the outdoors, and running the occasional 5k (check out my pics!).

And when I'm not doing all that I run the online marketing for a big company in town. They make nice smelling products.
I’m really good at
Cards Against Humanity - must be my twisted sense of humor.
Eating slowly. I love to chew.
Sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smirk too much and my sense of humor is crass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Indiana Jones trilogy but not the 4th movie. I think Lucas and Spielberg raped the franchise with the last installment.

Books: I'm a fan of the classics like Gulliver's Travels and Journey to the center of the Earth. Anything by Ray Bradbury. My favorite short story is from Cosmicomics, All At One Point.

Top food: Pierogi with kielbasa and saurkraut. My mouth waters at the thought of it.

Music: Not very particular in this area. Van Morrison, The Eagles and Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bubba Sparx.

TV: Ditched the cable a while ago but I like the Sci-Fy channel, Bear Grylls, and South Park.
The six things I could never do without
1) Breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day!

2) A frying pan. How else am I going to scramble those eggs for breakfast?

3) An internet connection and a device to surf the net.

4) The sun. I need my vitamin D.

5) Dauchsunds.

6) H2O.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
work,
family,
friends,
and pie.

Not in that particular order.
On a typical Friday night I am
It's either Netflix or going out on the town with friends. Most likely the latter.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're as big a dork as I am.