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jesseproulx

32 Sacramento, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an unrepentant nerd that has never lost the urge to learn everything about everything and everyone all at once. I'm a jack of all trades, a master of some with more to come.

I've never lived in one location for more than a couple of years so it's hard to pinpoint something that feels like a "home town". The irrefutable facts are: I was born in New Hampshire, have lived in every New England state, and have spent more time on the East Coast than the West Coast, but every where I've lived has felt like home in its own way. Except for Florida. Fuck Florida.

People often ask me "How do you pronounce your last name?" and I always have the same response: "How dare you speak to me."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a software engineer by trade and an avid musician otherwise. Basically I'm a functional insomniac that likes to geek out on various types of keyboards.

I currently work for Sony Network Entertainment (SNEI), making cool things you might see on a PlayStation (PS3, PS4, or PSTV).

I recently moved to Sacramento with my corgi mutt Scrambles, but I'm still working in SF for the time being. I know It's a long commute, but easier than you might think if you don't sleep a lot to begin with.

I'm also a big DIY hobbyist. Mixology, metalworking, woodworking, furniture making, painting, etc. I'm excited to try new things and meet new people!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
▸ Listening. I tend to let people keep talking and I absorb their stories. Get a few drinks in me though and I'll probably never shut up.
▸ Trivia. I tend to remember tons of disconnected facts for no real reason, and I try to find ways of bridging as they pop into my head.
▸ Fixing things. Bugs, DIY projects, electronics, house repair, etc. Nothing broken can't be mended.
▸ Cooking I make custom macaroni and cheese dishes without a bechemel base, and am known to cook entire Thanksgiving feasts for friends and family. If it wasn't for the internet I might've become a short order cook.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
▸ Books: A Wrinkle in Time, The Age of Spiritual Machines, His Dark Materials. Love science-fiction novels of all sorts.
▸ Movies: Fargo, Amelie, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Snowpiercer. Way too many to name only a few as favorites.
▸ Music: Disclosure, The Weeknd, Burial, Tool, Until The Ribbon Breaks. Current heavy rotation.
▸ Shows: Justified, Deadwood, Hannibal, Black Sails, Rectify, Archer, The Killing. I'm excited to see television grow and mature lately.
▸ Food: Caribbean, French, Mexican. Can't make do without jerked chicken!

You didn't ask for these but I'm giving you them anyways:

▸ Muppets: BEAKER, Animal
▸ Dream: Flying while the world transforms underneath me to my whim
▸ HTML Tag: Marquee!
▸ 15 second long Youtube Video: !!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Being curious about everything, enjoying the natural absurdity of life, waking up in the morning with my dog sleeping on my legs, thunderstorms, heady conversations that last until exactly 5 AM and force you to decide whether you want to get a couple of hours of sleep or just power through the rest of the day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Composition, sine waves, color theory, the singularity, user interface design, simplification, equality, anachronisms, failed startups, living on a tropical beach.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, hanging out, drunk, asleep. Sometimes in that order.

Atypical Friday nights include singing in the shower while presuming to be alone but really your roommate has invited a bunch of people over. That's happened exactly once. ONCE.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get irrationally upset when I see someone drink coffee on TV and the cup is clearly empty.

Once upon a time I was an employee at LiveJournal.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Only if you can handle your vices and can treat others with respect. If you have goals that are important to you that you're actively working towards, that's fucking awesome and I want to get to know you. You should also be okay with sarcasm and vulgar language, because catering to a touchy princess is totally worth my fucking time.

You should definitely message me if you want to tell me all about your favorite band, especially if they're really obscure, or you just made them up and want to see if I can call you out on it.

Or you love video games. Not enough women readily admit to this, funnily enough.

Or you've gone through some shit and have come out all the better for it; fitter, happier, more productive.

Or you want to introduce a newbie to your favorite hobby.

Or you think there are way too many people on this site that spend all their time outdoors.

Or you want to forego the usual, realize that chemistry is important face to face, and just want to grab a drink somewhere.