I'm not here in any serious capacity. If you want to be friends, message me something really stupid. Like, how I'm offensive to you, or how you think it's abhorrent that I've created a dating profile, or if you have like, a ton of sand in your vagina.
Hey fuckheads, I'm actually 5'6", not 5'4" trying to stretch credibility. I know I'm short, do you really fucking care?