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jesseproulx

31 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I recently got into breathing. I used to be dead. For reals, yo.

I'm not here in any serious capacity. If you want to be friends, message me something really stupid. Like, how I'm offensive to you, or how you think it's abhorrent that I've created a dating profile, or if you have like, a ton of sand in your vagina.

Hey fuckheads, I'm actually 5'6", not 5'4" trying to stretch credibility. I know I'm short, do you really fucking care?
What I’m doing with my life
Fuck, why are you still reading this? Go on, get out of here. Shoo.
I’m really good at
You really don't want to hit the bottom here, just stop now.
The six things I could never do without
I guarantee there is nothing interesting whatsoever on this page.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Like, is this torture? What's your motivation for possibly ever reading this far?
On a typical Friday night I am
I cannot believe you have done this.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You read my page until the bottom and now I'm going to tell you my horrible secret:

Jenna has a dick.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You know how to spell. And you're not a fucking idiot. And you don't have any hangups. And you don't start your sentences with conjunctions.