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jesseproulx

32 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I recently got into breathing. I used to be dead. For reals, yo.

I'm not here in any serious capacity. If you want to be friends, message me something really stupid. Like, how I'm offensive to you, or how you think it's abhorrent that I've created a dating profile, or if you have like, a ton of sand in your vagina.

Hey fuckheads, I'm actually 5'6", not 5'4" trying to stretch credibility. I know I'm short, do you really fucking care?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fuck, why are you still reading this? Go on, get out of here. Shoo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You really don't want to hit the bottom here, just stop now.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I mean it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I guarantee there is nothing interesting whatsoever on this page.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Like, is this torture? What's your motivation for possibly ever reading this far?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I cannot believe you have done this.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You read my page until the bottom and now I'm going to tell you my horrible secret:

Jenna has a dick.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know how to spell. And you're not a fucking idiot. And you don't have any hangups. And you don't start your sentences with conjunctions.