2 arms, 2 legs seeks similar...

Important things to know about me:
People laugh AT me.
Sarcastic
Can parallel park... Well.
Smart... And dumb all at the same time (it's charming don't worry)
Dont care for spending more than 30 seconds on hair...
Outgoing
Outdoors over indoors
Swimming over lying on the beach
Can't iron
Impatient
eating over cooking
Motivated and ambitious
Dogs over cats
Technologically challenged
Laugh when people hurt themselves

Favorite quote: "never let the truth get in the way of a good story"

Living laughing loving

laughing

Hair resembling sheep
loud laugh
confidence
sense of humour
massive boobs....kidding

i dont like this section.....i think its boring and too much judgement usually passed here

sleeping
sex
food
friends
family
Bridget jones Diary
..........in that order

what to say if someone asks me what i spend my time thinking about that will show im both deep and thughtful, without being too deep and thoughtful

Trying to convince all my non-single friends to come out with me.....

i can whistle through my bottom lip...

you are....Funny. Spontaneous. Funny. And funny! I also appreciate correct grammar