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jessewm

25 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I went to BGSU, but I don't have stds...promise. I'm funny, but hopefully not funny looking. I work in real estate sales. Wanna buy a house? Just kidding, but seriously. I enjoy the following things:

-Business stuff
-Being a good guy
-Going to the lake
-Beer, but not too much beer
-Getting silly, but not excessively silly
-Family
-Staying active

Things not as enjoyable:

-Carrots
-Dave Matthews Band
-People that wear clothing from Sears
-Malaysian airline tickets
-Time warner cable
-Slow drivers
-Fig newtons

This list is not all inclusive. Like everything nowadays you have to pay for the full version lolz jk. I don't believe in filling out the rest of this site so this is it!
MSG me if you'd fancy a chat
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Isn't it unbelievable that there are (more than likely) real people out there like this^. Haha. If you got this far you were either entertained or just very curious about how much of a Dbag I actually was. Im actually a pretty normal guy having a little fun because I was tired of bland stereotypical descriptions. You should message me if you are fun, are looking for new friends, looking to explore columbus, and/or think our humor would click together