Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate describing myself because I feel like who I am can't be put
into words and most people are not even gonna bother to read this,
but here it goes:
-I graduated from Stony Brook University in 2010 with a Bachelor of
Science degree in Psychology and right now i just enjoy looking at
it on my wall..
-I really don't like being called "cute" because I just feel like
cute is a word used to describe little kids and people who are just
ehhh or okay looking, basically anyone who's not vomit
-I have an extreme fascination and obsession with the illuminati.
it could quite possibly be considered an unhealthy obsession. if
you don't know what the illuminati is, look it up, because it's my
absolute favorite thing to talk about along with other conspiracy
-I have a really awesome memory like almost photographic. It's
scary, really. Unfortunately my sense of direction is so horrible
that even my crazy good memory can't help me.
-I hate driving. It makes me extremely anxious and I'm terrible at
directions and usually get lost and almost die
-basically, overall, I have high standards and high expectations
but if you think you can catch my attention and if you read this
whole thing you should definitely message me because that means you
actually care and so you're probably really awesome =]
- do not message me for threesomes unless your boyfriend looks like
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out what I'm gonna do with my life. Right now I
work at Macy's in the jewelry department and I love my job but the
pay is shit -___-
I'm going back to school to take the last few classes I'm missing
and then I'm gonna apply to nursing school even though I'd much
rather be a doctor
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making my okcupid profile ridiculously long and obnoxious
spending money I don't have
making people laugh
giving mini heart attacks to anyone who gets in the car with
convincing people that the illuminati is real
being full of useless information
Oh and the most interesting and surprising thing I'm really good at
wait for it...
Believe it or not it's a hidden talent of mine.
I can rap really fast (especially considering I'm a white girl
so I have a youtube channel with a bunch of videos i made of my
covers of some of the fastest raps by busta rhymes, twista, eminem,
etc. and I also just started writing my own raps =]
check out my youtube channel if you want.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my smile, my one dimple, my hair or unfortunately my huge boobs and
great ass haha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book of all time is The Perks of Being a
I am a Harry Potter nerd too.
I also love the catcher in the rye, running with scissors, magical
thinking, dry, the pretty little liars series and lots of other
I love movies, and i can't really pick one favorite. I like
As far as music goes I listen to pretty much anything but Lady Gaga
owns my soul <3
Favorite TV shows: Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Pretty
Little Liars, American Horror Story, House, Modern Family, Weeds,
Glee, That 70's Show, King of Queens, How I Met Your Mother, It's
Always Sunny In Philadelphia, South Park, Family Guy, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my iphone, music, my friends, money, makeup and my laptop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to become rich and/or famous
lyrics to write for my songs/raps
how to join the illuminati
hidden meanings in songs/movies
how to get mila kunis to marry me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with my friends or at home just relaxing and watching movies/tv
if i'm in one of those moods
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
hmmm. not a fan of this question, really. Talk to me and maybe
you'll find out =P
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you're not a creep/serial killer/rapist/stalker/stage 5
-you're confident, funny, fun, interesting and you think you and I
would get along
-if you're looking for friends or a good time
- definitely message me if you are capable of carrying an actual
intelligent conversation and have more than half a brain.
intelligence is a must. i really can't tolerate stupid
want to know more? just ask =]
i don't bite..only sometimes ;)
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