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jessica__lauren

25 F Copiague, NY

My Details

Last Online
Aug 28, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Unemployed
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate describing myself because I feel like who I am can't be put into words and most people are not even gonna bother to read this, but here it goes:

-I graduated from Stony Brook University in 2010 with a Bachelor of Science degree in Psychology and right now i just enjoy looking at it on my wall..

-I really don't like being called "cute" because I just feel like cute is a word used to describe little kids and people who are just ehhh or okay looking, basically anyone who's not vomit inducing

-I have an extreme fascination and obsession with the illuminati. it could quite possibly be considered an unhealthy obsession. if you don't know what the illuminati is, look it up, because it's my absolute favorite thing to talk about along with other conspiracy theories

-I have a really awesome memory like almost photographic. It's scary, really. Unfortunately my sense of direction is so horrible that even my crazy good memory can't help me.
-I hate driving. It makes me extremely anxious and I'm terrible at directions and usually get lost and almost die

-basically, overall, I have high standards and high expectations but if you think you can catch my attention and if you read this whole thing you should definitely message me because that means you actually care and so you're probably really awesome =]

- do not message me for threesomes unless your boyfriend looks like Channing Tatum
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out what I'm gonna do with my life. Right now I work at Macy's in the jewelry department and I love my job but the pay is shit -___-

I'm going back to school to take the last few classes I'm missing and then I'm gonna apply to nursing school even though I'd much rather be a doctor
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making my okcupid profile ridiculously long and obnoxious
makeup
spending money I don't have
making people laugh
making sandwiches
giving mini heart attacks to anyone who gets in the car with me
Singing
designing tattoos
convincing people that the illuminati is real
being full of useless information
procrastinating

Oh and the most interesting and surprising thing I'm really good at is..
wait for it...
RAPPING!
Believe it or not it's a hidden talent of mine.
I can rap really fast (especially considering I'm a white girl haha)
so I have a youtube channel with a bunch of videos i made of my covers of some of the fastest raps by busta rhymes, twista, eminem, etc. and I also just started writing my own raps =]
check out my youtube channel if you want. www.youtube.com/desireisp0ison
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my smile, my one dimple, my hair or unfortunately my huge boobs and great ass haha
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book of all time is The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
I am a Harry Potter nerd too.
I also love the catcher in the rye, running with scissors, magical thinking, dry, the pretty little liars series and lots of other random stuff

I love movies, and i can't really pick one favorite. I like comedies mostly.

As far as music goes I listen to pretty much anything but Lady Gaga owns my soul <3

Favorite TV shows: Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Pretty Little Liars, American Horror Story, House, Modern Family, Weeds, Glee, That 70's Show, King of Queens, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, South Park, Family Guy, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my iphone, music, my friends, money, makeup and my laptop
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future
life
fate/destiny
horoscopes
Channing Tatum
how to become rich and/or famous
lyrics to write for my songs/raps
conspiracy theories
the illuminati
how to join the illuminati
hidden meanings in songs/movies
psychology
ghosts
how to get mila kunis to marry me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with my friends or at home just relaxing and watching movies/tv if i'm in one of those moods
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
hmmm. not a fan of this question, really. Talk to me and maybe you'll find out =P
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you're sexy
-you're not a creep/serial killer/rapist/stalker/stage 5 clinger/etc
-you're confident, funny, fun, interesting and you think you and I would get along
-if you're looking for friends or a good time
- definitely message me if you are capable of carrying an actual intelligent conversation and have more than half a brain.
intelligence is a must. i really can't tolerate stupid people.

want to know more? just ask =]
i don't bite..only sometimes ;)