The truth is that I am *Really* sorry. Like, sincerely. Not all of you are creepy. Heck, I'm on here and I don't think that I'm creepy.
I just wanted to clear the air and let you know that I wrote my log in and password in my "little book" that I keep with me indicating all things important in my life. You just never know when you're going to get hit with amnesia, and your Mom might know a lot about you but she certainly doesn't know you are so lame you use online dating sites on a religious basis let alone *know* the log in information. I imagine her going and reading everything clucking her tongue in disapproval and as a few tears stream down her cheeks she thinks of her "I've never been lucky in love" daughter, changes EVERYTHING on said profile including pictures, inserting my First Communion portrait from Sears 1993.
Now that I cleared the air.
I will finish the rest of this portion later. It takes a lot of pride and energy admitting that you're a complete dolt. Especially when what you're doing is attempting to prove the complete opposite. Is honesty sexy? Probably as sexy as the spot I just noticed on my leg that I missed when I shaved.