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jessicawesome

25 / F / Straight / Single

Somerset, New Jersey

Her Details

Last Online
Apr 25
Ethnicity
Other
Height
3′ 11″ (1.19m).
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Rather Not Say
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Urdu (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am:

1. King Leonidas
2. Xerxes
3. Mickey
4. Minnie
5. Donald
6. Daisy
7. Goofy
8. Pluto
9. Jason Voorhees
10. Popeye
11. Olive Oyl
12. Bugs
13. Daffy
14. Yosemite Sam
15. John McClane
16. Starsky
17. Hutch
18. Zack
19. Kelly
20. Lisa
21. Screech
22. Slater
23. Jessie
24. The Predator
25. James Bond
26. Moneypenny
27. Those two gay cowboys...
28. ....From Brokeback Mountain
29. Dorothy Zbornak
30. Rose Nylund
31. Blanche Devereaux
32. Sophia Petrillo
33. The Mad Hatter
34. Batman
35. The Penguin
36. Romy
37. Michelle
38. Samantha
39. Darren
40. Maude
41. Walter
42. Rorshach
43. Nite Owl
44. Silk Spectre
45. The Comedian
46. George Costanza
47. Turner
48. Hooch
49. G.I. Joe
50. Wolverine
51. Gambit
52. Cyclops
53. Jean Grey
54. Jubilee
55. Rogue
56. Storm
57. Flash Gordon
58. Clareece "Precious" Jones
59. Bilbo Baggins
60. Monica
61. Joey
62. Chandler
63. Ross
64. Rachel
65. Phoebe
66. Jay
67. Silent Bob
68. Paul Blart
69. Raphael
70. Leonardo
71. Donatello
72. Michelangelo
73. Splinter
74. Shredder
75. April O'Neil
76. Patty
77. Selma
78. Uncle Joey
79. Uncle Jesse
80. Danny
81. Aunt Becky
82. Michelle
83. D.J.
84. Stephanie
85. Gaston
86. Lumiere
87. Mrs. Pots
88. Tinky Winky
89. Dipsy
90. La La
91. Po
92. Peter Venkman
93. Ray Stantz
94. Egon Spengler
95. Carl
96. Harriet
97. Laura Lee
98. Eddie
99. Caliban
100. Balki

I am bangin', ferosh, and a ninja assassin

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What I’m doing with my life
Not meth, and that's the important thing.

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I’m really good at
Flossing. My dentist gave me a sticker!

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The first things people usually notice about me
are not my eyes.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
are anything inspired by Caligula.

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The six things I could never do without
Heart, brain, liver, kidneys (do those count as one or two?), large intestine, small intestine.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
how I can fill in these boxes to impress Gerard Butler.

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On a typical Friday night I am
cutting bitches, duh.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Don't tell anyone, but I'm not really taking this seriously.

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I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you are a gladiator. Or Mark Sanchez. ¡Ay, papi!

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