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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Oct 12
Relationship Type
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Working on Space camp
Has kid(s)
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Hello there! My name's Jess (as I'm sure you assumed). I'm an odd, exuberant, shameless person. If you get embarrassed easily, I wouldn't recommend associating with me, unless you're a masochist.

I read more than anyone I, and probably you, know and am constantly writing novels in my head. My favorite punctuation mark's the semi-colon, because it's amazing.

Besides literature, I love music more than anything. I was a band geek in high school and played the flute (I've heard all of the jokes. Thanks.) and the cello. If you handed me a cello now though, I probably couldn't even tell you which string is which note, except the g-string. Which probably says a lot about my personality.

Besides music and literature, my hobbies include thinking about the world and life in general way too much, going on random adventures, and people. I love people. I'm also the type of person that picks up random hobbies for short periods of time then suddenly stops them. I guess I just like experiencing... everything. Due to that, I now know a lot about very random topics that will probably never come in handy, like craft beer. I guess you could say I'm an experience nerd. Or just a nerd in general. Whatever.

For all of you psychology nerds out there, I'm an ENFP.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently? Laughing about the fact that I changed the "diet" portion of this to say "strictly anything".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-twirling the baton and other random objects
-listening to people and reading their moods
-reading text from any angle (upside down, backwards, mirror image)
-random trivia
-remembering conversations in specific detail.
-other things that are completely useless and will probably never help me in life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I asked two random male friends I'm drinking with, and the first said, 'your hair.' The second said, 'that you compliment people on things like pants.'
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A) I. Love. Books. I'm going through a classic literature kick right now, but Roald Dahl is my favorite author of all time.

B)I am obsessed with superhero movies. It's insane. Hmm... My favorite director is Wes Anderson, and I don't care how stereotypical that is. Oh, and The Notebook was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Seriously

C: I love music, but I love it even more when people introduce me to new music. I listen to a lot of different types, but mostly indie and classic rock.

D) I'm a total foodie, but can appreciate any type of cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides the obvious:

1)the Earth under my feet 2)literature 3)really good music 4)freedom 5)someone to communicate with 6)fresh air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
random theories that I make up, religion, sex, what I could write about, what I want to do with my life, how other people's minds work and the human brain in general
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
going on a random adventure.
You should message me if
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you feel like it, and you have something to say to me other than "Hi! You're sexy. I like your (insert random physical trait here)."