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27 F Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 11
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Very often
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, and wants more
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hello there! My name's Jess (as I'm sure you assumed). I'm an odd, exuberant, shameless person. If you get embarrassed easily, I wouldn't recommend associating with me, unless you're a masochist.

I read more than anyone I, and probably you, know and am constantly writing novels in my head. My favorite punctuation mark's the semi-colon, because it's amazing.

Besides literature, I love music more than anything. I was a band geek in high school and played the flute (I've heard all of the jokes. Thanks.) and the cello. If you handed me a cello now though, I probably couldn't even tell you which string is which note, except the g-string. Which probably says a lot about my personality.

Besides music and literature, my hobbies include thinking about the world and life in general way too much, going on random adventures and people. I love people. I'm also the type of person that picks up random hobbies for short periods of time then suddenly stops them. I guess I just like experiencing... everything. Due to that, I now know a lot about very random topics that will probably never come in handy, like craft beer and fashion design. I guess you could say I'm an experience nerd. Or just a nerd in general. Whatever.

For all of you psychology nerds out there, I'm an ENFP.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved back to Minnesota after living in Connecticut for the past three years. Going back to school in January for psychology and possibly English... yeah!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-twirling the baton and other random objects
-listening to people and reading their moods
-reading text from any angle (upside down, backwards, mirror image)
-random trivia
-remembering conversations in specific detail.
-other things that are completely useless and will probably never help me in life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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probably that I'm not from around here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A)"Still Life with Woodpecker" Tom Robbins, "Death of a Salesman" Arthur Miller, anything STEINBECK!, "The Gospel According To Larry" by Janet Tashjian, "The Perks Of Being A Wallflower" by Stephen Chbosky, "B is For Beer" by Tom Robbins, "Jitterbug Perfume" by Tom Robbins, "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens, "Lamia Isabella and C." by John Keats, Poetry Anthologies,"I, Me, Mine" by George Harrison, "Interpreter Of Maladies" by Jhumpa Lahiri,"Nine Stories" by J.D. Salinger,"Esio Trot" by Roald Dahl,"Matilda" by Roald Dahl, "The BFG" by Roald Dahl,"Charlie And The Chocolate Factory" by Roald Dahl, "James And The Giant Peach" by Roald Dahl, "Boy: Tales Of Childhood" by Roald Dahl, "Danny: The Champion of The World" by Roald Dahl, basically anything by Roald Dahl, "Survivor" by Chuck Palahniuk

B)A Clockwork Orange, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly,Harold And Maude, The Royal Tennenbaums, Darjeeling Limited, Dark City, The Dark Knight, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Star Wars (episodes IV, V and VI) Oh God!, Going In Style, Mulholland Drive, American Beauty,The Rules Of Attraction, But I'm A Cheerleader!, SLC Punk!, Back To The Future (all of them), South Park: Bigger, Longer, And Uncut, Team America: World Police, Stigmata, The Devil's Advocate, Shawshank Redemption, Happy Endings, Jacob's Ladder, The Ring, Eyes Wide Shut, Yellow Submarine, The Witches, The Shining, Labyrinth, Heathers. Oh, and The Notebook was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Seriously.

C) Some of my all time favorite bands mixed with some bands I can't stop listening to recently:

The Beatles, Regina Spektor, Iron and Wine, Damien Rice, MGMT, Muse, Vampire Weekend, A Perfect Circle, Tool, The Who, Bright Eyes, Pink Floyd, Azure Ray, Brand New, Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers, Beethoven, Death Cab For Cutie, Mariee Sioux, Kings of Leon, Lady Gaga (as much as I want to hate her. She's like heroin.)

D) greek food, indian food, sushi, granny smith apples, spaghetti, mexican food, nachos, pizza, guacamole, hot wings, fettuccine alfredo, tea, VEGETABLES!, green tea, earl grey tea
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides the obvious:

1)the Earth under my feet 2)literature 3)really good music 4)freedom 5)someone to communicate with 6)fresh air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
random theories that i make up, religion, sex, what i could write about, what i want to do with my life, how other people's minds work and the human brain in general
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
going on a random adventure. Or working. Lately it's been leaning more towards the random adventure side, thankfully.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This actually isn't private at all, but I'm bisexual, I just put straight up there cause I only want to meet men.
You should message me if
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you feel like it, and you have something to say to me other than "Hi! You're sexy. I like your (insert random physical trait here)."