Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Im funny, intense, dramatic, and charismatic. Just sick of the same
crap that bars have to offer and I'm looking to meet someone new to
have some fun and good conversation. Sense of humor is a must. I
can't handle banter or conversation that isn't witty or
Constantly have music playing. I love movies and I'm generally
trying to be more spontaneous.
I love to drink and brunch and dance and all that jazz but love
sober fun too.
Im also obsessed with people watching and am perfectly content
sitting at a dive bar or a live show and doing just that. Im easily
entertained. I am a bigger girl but I think I wear my curves
well--if you're not into that, it's all good. Some people have a
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a child and family therapist and I love my job. I absolutely
love kids and i love helping people figure out how to be the best
versions of themselves. Connecting and relating with people on a
more than surface level is a blessing and Im fucking good at it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at making friends, witty banter, and making people
laugh. I'm a people person and a good judge of character and I also
connect with people really quickly and easily. I'm the kind of
person you can bring to any party or event and you won't need to
I also really like being obnoxious by ordering glasses of champagne
wherever I go. And showing cleavage (in a non slutty way of
I'm really inappropriate and I hate when people take life too
The first things people usually notice about me
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People usually notice how genuine I am and how often use sarcasm
and wit. I also have really intense red hair that usually catches
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I love memoirs and anything by Brett Easton Ellis and
Charles Bukowski. I kind of have a sick sense of humor and like
reading/watching things with substance.
Music: very wide range from anything pop to hiphop to indie.
Movies: same as above. I love indie films,
Horror movies, comedies. Way too many to be specific. I also have a
tendency to want to see and read anything super twisted and
suspenseful. Some random favorites: True Romance, Drive,
Stepbrothers, Rules of Attraction, 25th Hour, Along Came Polly,
Gardenstate, Blow, anything Apatow, Broken English, Heathers, The
Grey, The Strangers, The Last Kiss. Generally depressing or funny.
And I love horror/slasher movies.
Tv: dexter, homeland, Sons Of Anarchy, American Horror Story,
Nip/tuck, breaking bad, californication, shameless, teen dramas,
and shitty reality tv is a must.
Food: hate mushrooms and shell fish, so anything else works.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPhone, family/ friends, my cats (not a crazy cat lady I swear), my
job (the internal rewards I get from doing
My job), and laughter. And vodka.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about my future and figuring out
ways to step outside the box. I am not very good at being
spontaneous--i'm always on the go and feel like I need to just calm
down and enjoy being happy in the moment. Also always looking for
the next big goal/step in my life to accomplish.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a Friday night I usually do a happy hour or come home to relax.
That's not usually my big night out but I'm always up for having
some drinks or seeing a movie. Generally sitting on the sofa
pantsless is amazing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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30 makes me feel old and I hate dating.
You should message me if
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You want to laugh and have a good time.
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