Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well for starters, my name is Jessyca, yes spelled with a "Y" it is
not a typo lol. I just moved back to the valley after being in the
D.C. area for 2 years. I can be a little shy at first but once you
get past that, I'm pretty much a badass. I'm sarcastic, honest, a
little blunt, and a bit of a smart ass. I love going out, drinking
(craft beer), going to the movies; but I do also enjoy staying home
and relaxing... aka binge watching shows on netflix. I can be
pretty fucking random and spontaneous and love to make the most out
of life because you ever know when your time is up and where's the
fun in boring repetition, spice shit up.
I'm a tattoo and piercing lover. I have 9 tattoos (just started my
sleeve) and 7 piercings so far. I'm always up for making new
friends. I can be wild, but I do have a sweeter side. I'm pretty
mature for my age, so I know when I can act silly lol. I love
spending time with my family. I do have a kid, so I am a dork and I
love kids, if that's a problem, Bye Felicia! Umm, oh yeah, I'm
kinda chunky =)
If you would like to know more just ask :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Full time Barber/ Hairstylist 😎
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Binge watching shows on Netflix, being me, dancing, killing
zombies, cooking, being a ninja, baking, and much more...
The first things people usually notice about me
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People tend to stare at my tattoos, my rainbow hair, or I caught
their attention because of my foul mouth lol or maybe it's my
mesmerizing tits.... Ahem... I mean eyes lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: I read a huge variety of books
movies: Ace Ventura, Grown Ups, Avengers, Star Wars, anything
Disney, 300, 21 and Over... Shit I'm a movie buff lol there's too
many to name
music: anything from Tool, to Childish Gambino, to George Strait,
to Pantera, to The Weeknd, to Circa Survive, to Bruno Mars.... I
listen to a lil bit of everything.
Tv: Orange Is The New Black, Big Bang Theory, Walking Dead,
Breaking Bad, True Blood, the Glades, Longmire, How I Met Your
Mother, Sons of Anarchy, House of Cards.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, beer, my car, porn, my phone, and a sense of humor. Jk
about the porn, I'm a recovering addict. Lol.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where exactly I want to be in 5 years.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Netflix.... I work Saturdays.... But I'm down to do shit Saturday
You should message me if
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You have a sexy manly lumberjack beard, tattoos, or piercings,
anything on my profile caught your eye, you don't mind befriending
chunky chicks, you'd like a badass haircut =) or think we would
have shit in common...
DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF....
You are looking for a one night stand...
You are looking for friends with benefits...
You are addicted to drugs...
You have no goals for your future...
You are too fucking negative...
You can't take a joke...
You have no common sense...
You're too immature...
I am goal oriented, I am a hard worker, I'm optimistic, I have a
good head on my shoulders and I would like to meet people with
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