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jesterspine

28 Raleigh, NC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A friend of mine once told me, "you're a conundrum because you have this very chill vibe under which there is constant mechanical activity of varying speeds and sounds."

I identify with that pretty hard.

>calm and collected on outside
>brain actually on fire
>have pulse.
>open minded
>emotive
>indulgent, introspective
>sarcastic and snarky, but playful
>life is scary as f but love it anyway
>do grown up things, actually not grown up
>have no idea wtf is going on, send help
>cherish moments to full extent
>grounded p hard but head in clouds.

peter pan syndrome. i'm forever floor is lava boy. NEVER GONNA GROW UP. points if you can easily bring that side out of me.

spare time things: songwriter and digital artist for over a decade. adult thing: I work a 9-5 at a non-profit/independent research organization.

other things: vidja g's, design, fashion, sci-fi, fantasy, movies, art, music, internet, the universe. gimme gimme.

introvert with extroverted tendencies: i'm well rounded, and adaptable. I can fit in with the crowd, blend in and be comfortable in my bubble, and I can also pop that bubble and get along with many people, transforming into the life of the party. It just depends entirely on the situation.

opinion time: i honestly believe this site and the whole online dating thing is one dimensional and lacks nuance and that a lot of traits that are supposed to be indicative of a person's personality are misinterpreted or lost in translation in these text boxes. I think overall, the whole experience is largely inconsistent and is a misrepresentation of how actual interpersonal relationships are created in a real world setting, or at least a setting that doesn't put as much emphasis on passively judging a person's entire character, but hey, if we can exchange a few messages, have a conversation conducive to a good feeling, and there's some sort of chemistry, i won't pass that up and we can play it by ear~

tl;dr - this site can be stupid, but it can be fruitful as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
CURRENTLY SEEKING INDIVIDUALS THAT ARE EITHER ALIENS OR ROBOTS. HUMANS ARE TERRIBLE.

exception: you are a pirate or ninja. cuz honestly both are pretty solid professions. also wizards. yeah be a wizard.

and then we can clank tankards over a good meal and slay some dragons. can't be tiptop at destruction of enemies on empty stomach.

OR WE COULD CAPTURE THEM AND RIDE THEM.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
DPS.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Swing, Classical, Trance, Drum & Bass, Japanese/UK Hip-Hop, Trap, Post-Punk, Pop, Glitch Hop, Breaks, Post-Rock, Alt-Rock, Jazz, Prog Rock, Indie, Industrial, Ambient, EBM, J-Pop, Trip-Hop, Metal, Chiptune

Reading: Anything on psychology, philosophy, art and creative expression, music production, sociology, mythology, science and science fiction, fantasy, Internet/Wikipedia articles, and Reddit.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Dexter, The Office, True Blood, Breaking Bad, 24, Arrow, Parks & Rec, Vikings, The Pretender, MST3k, Once Upon a Time, The Borgias, Quite Interesting, Bobs Burgers, Aqua Teen, MXC, Tim & Eric AWEOSME SHOW GREAT JOB, M*A*S*H, Person of Interest, Hannibal, Firefly, The Wire, Lost, Fringe, It's Always Sunny, Seinfeld, Archer, Metalocalypse

Video Games: Instead of listing all of the games I've played, I'll just list the studios who's work I've fallen in love with over the years -- Valve, Blizzard, Riot, Bethesda, ArenaNet, Double Fine Productions, Mythic Entertainment, Runic Games, Square-Enix, Gearbox Software, BioWare, Ubisoft, Bungie, Capcom, Konami, Epic Games, Midway, and Maxis Studios.

Movies: Documentaries, Animated films (Disney, Pixar, Miyazaki), Action, Horror, Drama, Thriller, Psychological, Foreign, Indie

Anime: Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack On Titan), Darker Than Black, Ghost in the Shell, Ergo Proxy, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Death Note, Trigun, Hellsing, Blood+
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A solid internet connection. Do you realize how frustrating it is trying to have an opinion and not being able to fully express it through YouTube comments?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm either an existential mess or completely blank as far as spending my time thinking about things. I do a lot of self reflecting and hyperimaginitive hypothetical situations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Downtown, exploring, random road trips, laughing at hilariously drunk people trying to commit to a comprehensive statement and failing miserably, or on my computer and art, design or music spamming the fuck out of my Facebook or Tumblr.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
See this is the easy part.

Interested? Y/N

If Y, send message.

If N, don't.

BUT PLEASE DO NOT SUCK AT CONVERSATION like

good example: hey, saw that you liked writing music. what made you get into that?

bad example: hey.

show me that you're interested pls ok