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jesuisfrank

26 F New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4EsvEgPZ84

Mainly on this for voyeuristic purposes/mass procrastination/ occasional pints because interesting people are interesting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Glorious Things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Raging like its 1969.
Chilling like a villain.

Restating oft used phrases.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The way I talk. Apparently it's amusing?
I chalk it up to my MASS BRILLIANCE.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Stuff by Roald Dahl, Isaac Asimov, John Gray (Straw Dogs NOT Mars/Venus,) Alan Moore, Mike Carey, Neil Gaiman, Michel Foucault, Friedrich Nietzsche, Vladimir Nabokov, Hellblazer graphic novels, The Phantom Tollbooth, Alice in Wonderland & various other things I currently can't think of

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Blade Runner, Fight Club, Kick Ass, Dark City, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Ichi the Killer, Old Boy, American Psycho, Amelie, Zombieland, Snatch, The Big Lebowski, Attack the Block

Shows: Archer, Phoneshop, Black Books, BSG, Invader Zim, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Luther, Peep Show

Music: Alt-J, Seu Jorge, TVOTR, Django Django, Jai Paul, Dizzee Rascal, Marek Hemmann, Depeche Mode, New Order, Muddy Waters, The Stooges, Black Keys, Arctic Monkeys, Electro Swing, Min Tech, Tech House, Shit from the 20's, Shit with Trumpets, Shit with synth ... to name a few

Food: Anything spicy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People
Humour
My various body parts
Hot sauce
Contact lenses
Flying squirrels
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ridiculousness of humanity.
The inanity of life.
My non-existent testicles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Various things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a fetish for beautifully presented data.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for banter with a side of whisky/pintage.