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jesus-lizard

21 / F / bisexual / Single

Brisbane, Australia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am drunk, hungover, and ????.

My Self-Summary

You don't realise how boring and shallow your life is until you have to fill in these things. I usually just fill them with nonsense...I had this idea to wear a 10 foot pole across my shoulders and have 5 parrots sitting on each side.

What I’m doing with my life

Beating the elderly for fun and profit. Not too much profit in it.

I’m really good at

Giving emergency service personnel stories they can tell for years.

The first things people usually notice about me

Freckles.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Read: Brave New World. Lord Of the Flies. Catch-22. 1984. Animal Farm. On The Road. The Zombie Survival Guide. The Paper Men. Night. Fight Club. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Frankenstein. Johnny Got His Gun. The Grapes of Wrath. Transmetropolitan. Lots of history/science/social science bullshit.

Watch: David Attenborough. That is all

Listen: Katatonia. Sadistik Exekution. GWAR. My Dying Bride. Anathema. Mayhem. Slayer. High on Fire. Assemblage 23. S.O.D. Placebo. Alice in Chains. Opeth. Dead Kennedys. Dying Fetus. Death Cab for Cutie. Sodom. Metallica. diSEMBOWELMENT. Destroyer 666. Death. Agoraphobic Nosebleed. Napalm Death. Comus. Novembre. Venom.

Eat: Lots of asian and savoury salty stuff.

The six things I could never do without

Just the internet and booze. I am a simple woman

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How minor things affect traffic way back.

On a typical Friday night I am

Playing with programs that assess traffic.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

When I was a kid I'd draw a picture of someones face when I was angry at them then just put a line down the middle. It was to signify that they were a bumface.

You should message me if

You can form coherent messages.