I'm just another schmuck floating to and fro in this ginormous world of ours looking for love and whatever the fuck else he can find... including the right to shamelessly write about himself in the third person.
I am smart, strange, and self-aware. God that's corny.
However, to answer it as honestly as possible, I have quite a few obsessions, er, hobbies which keep me good and distracted. I do in fact write and record a lot of music, some of which you can feel free to check out at http://soundcloud.com/jesus-h-lincoln/; I wish I could know how good (or for that matter how god-awful) it is without being biased either strongly toward myself or strongly away from myself in an attempt to not be biased toward myself.
I'm also a foreign language nerd; I feel that learning a bunch of different ways of expressing yourself and your thoughts helps to open and expand the mind. I also used to make cheesy, craptastic movies, moreso when I was younger, back in High School, and have been meaning to get back into amateur filmmaking for some time.
También es obvio que me encantan las lenguas extranjeras un poquito más que deberían a alguien... pero puedo comprar cosas en las bodegas que la mayoría de los gringos no sabrían que existieran.
Damn, after writing that I feel so pretentious...
Movies: First, insert any list of "the best movies ever made." I'm one of those asshole guys who just always ends up agreeing with critics because I'm "into" art and shit. UHF, the Evil Dead series, and Pulp Fiction are three movies that pop to mind that I really love.
TV Shows: In no particular order: The Simpsons, Futurama, The Daily Show, the Colbert Report, South Park, Family Guy, Adult Swim, (Carl Sagan's) Cosmos, NOVA, Bill Nye The Science Guy, The Critic, Star Trek, the Twilight Zone.
Music: my own (musical masturbation), The Beatles, They Might Be Giants, Queen, ELO, Bob Dylan, the Travelling Wilburys, Weird Al, Charles Ives, The Reverend Horton Heat, Randy Newman, Lemon Demon, Jimi Hendrix, Hot Butter, Dave Brubeck Quartet, Boston, The Mars Volta, T.REX, Roxy Music, Ben Folds, Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa, Nirvana, Simon & Garfunkel, and many many more that I can't think to list off
Honestly, I've been looking for someone with whom to get a bit more gregarious than I've previously been, and get the fuck out there and experience life first-hand... keep me on my toes and out of my comfort zone.
There's not really much else that would qualify, because I don't really have many secrets except other people's. I try to operate on a policy of basic transparency; if my friends judge me for whatever, then screw 'em, what kind of friends would they have been to begin with, y'know?
Don't feel shy just because I seem coy. I'm a very open individual, and can find common ground with just about any decent person I meet. I can perhaps be a bit introverted at times, and can sometimes use a little help bringing myself out of my shell in new scenarios and situations, but I promise to make it worth your while.