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jetpacks_wasyes

35 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, Hi, How's it going?, What's up? .... Hello... Heeeeyyy now :) How YOU doin' .. ok, ok. Whatever, blah, blah, I'm SO Amazing, blah, blah, work stuff,,,, ... Bleh, I'm from the midwest blurp, blurp,.. Finding the "Right" girl, blah, blah, blah, fucking blah!

Message me please. Obviously I've put a lot of thought into this..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Massage Therapist/Private trainer. I love playing music, (Mostly Guitar but learning Bass) Working out. And impatiently awaiting summer!

Update, Summer is almost here!

Update: I guess this is summer?? But it sucks so far!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm, making people laugh, figuring other people out, critiquing movies or music, nerdy stuff, alternate and sweep picking. Although my left hand could use some work...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How "serious" I look.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ice Cream
itunes
hamburger helper (or it's cousin chicken helper)
Netflix
Internet (which would make # 4 impossible)
gym membership
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How good the new Star Wars movie will be..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to be a stripper.. I'm not kidding, message me I have LOTS of good stories...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to watch Dr. Who with me. You know who Neil De Grasse Tyson is and are as geeked for Episode IIV as I am!!!!!!! ERMEGEEERRRD!! STEEHRRR WHEEEEERS!!!

Please don't message me if You Basic..

NO Religious people either please..