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29 M Philadelphia, PA

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Last Online
Today – 4:44am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I like Comedy(standup and improv), good times, TV, intimacy, rock wall, video games.

I'm the kind of guy who can never stop being sarcastic. I like to make edgy jokes, because I feed off of shock value. mmmmmm......shock value.

I hate shopping for clothes, but if I'm in a store that sells electronics and games then I'm as happy as Michael Jackson in a Toys R' Us (too soon?).

If you can tell me your favorite thing about Whose Line Is It Anyway? (and not that it's cancelled) and why, chances are we will work well together. If you can also tell me your favorite Smash Brothers character, I'll count that as well.

Yes, I am a huge dork. I'm sure the pictures were a giveaway.

I am humorous, intelligent, and humble :-P
What I’m doing with my life
I'm using my professional studies degree to.....basically want a different degree. A Professional Studies degree from an accredited school is like getting a Ph.D from the University of Burger King. Granted I have minors in accounting and communications, but the truth is that's not enough for me. Once I know what I want to do I'm going right back to school for a masters.

I've learned that I won't find what I'm truly meant to do until I fully realize what I DON'T want to do. I've had jobs come and go, but nothing has shown me what I want to be. I know I'll find it.

I am looking for a new chapter in my life. New friends, new relationships, and new opportunities.

....I'm also a contact rep for the IRS. you've been warned :-P
I’m really good at
making people laugh, discovering the good in others, mathematics, useless trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
my way of being silly yet insightful, my eyes, my hair, my lanky body.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Time Machine, 12 Angry Men, To Kill a Mockingbird, anything written by Dennis Miller, Hamlet, Macbeth, Romeo & Juliet, Who Moved My Cheese, Into The Wild.

Movies: Back to the Future trilogy, Pulp Fiction, Scary Movie, any comedy with Adam Sandler, Bad Boys II, Naked Gun (all), Spy Hard, Big Fish, Boondock Saints, anything by Mel Brooks, Knocked Up.

TV Shows: Too many to list, but here's a start---Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Jeopardy, Simspons, Family Guy, Futurama, Heroes, The Office, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Office.

Music: All except rap and country, I especially like comedic music like Weird Al and Corky & the Juice Pigs. What I really like is music that give me energy, nothing in the world motivates me more than that.

Food: Pizza, pasta, chicken, chinese food (I'm Jewish, you think?!), japanese food, vietnamese food, kosher food, unkosher food (although I often avoid pork just for the sake of trying to have a better diet)
The six things I could never do without
computer, tv, video games, comedy, music, food/water, love, blood, bones, organs, skin, and the ability to count to six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my future, who I want to be, who will I spend my life with, etc. I also wonder why there are so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side :-P
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with friends at a bar/club, movie theater, bowling alley or pool hall.

if I'm not out, I'm probably at home watching a movie or talking to people online....or both (I like to multi-task).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once met Wayne Brady and asked him if I could join the cast of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" 8 years later I met Colin Mochrie & Brad Sherwood (see pictures).

I also have a short-term memory problem. And I have a short-term memory problem.

I split my pants at my senior prom. No joke, it really happened. That didn't stop me from having fun though; I still got $50 and a laptop that night.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to talk (why would they make us answer that for a dating site, that seems like such a set-up for the obvious), you are awesome, you like some/most of the same things I like.

you're 4/20 friendly