Anyway, I'm a young adult white male who was born and raised and still hasn't moved out of the Bronx. I have a crazy work schedule. I also used to do stand-up comedy, hence all my pictures above. (I really need to take new pics). I still write jokes on Facebook and such and most of my friends are or were comedians, but the need for money and sleep overtook my desire.
As for my ideal match, no fucking clue what that means. I always assume there is no ideal match until you find someone. I can say my ideal match likes watching football and then meet a girl and go you know what, the way she screams when she watches football is really annoying and she's not so ideal after all. I'm sure you're cool if you watch football though. Unless you're a Patriots fan. Yeah, I said it!
I guess my personality would be witty or sarcastic. However sarcastic in observations. In other words, a lot of people say they're sarcasntic or have a sarcastic personality when really there just making an excuse for being a douchebag. So I'm not sarcastic in the "really you just figured that out? Nice going Einstein!" sense but in the "hey that lady over there with aluminum on top of her head rummaging through the garbage looks like a real winner" manner. If that makes sense. :)
I also can be quirky and randomly change the subject matter of our conversations. But my mama always said life is like a box of chocolates!