Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Young dumb and covered in crumbs.
I hate fun, adventures, and fun adventures .
also, this is my art [cantbelieveitsnotbetter.com]
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
anything but what im supposed to be doing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
pushing pull doors, pulling push doors
living within walking distance of the edge
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
how it seems as if my muscles are going to rip right through
everything i'm wearing in a wondrous display of masculinity and raw
sexual energy. or something
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
.005 micron pen, a cat, constant distractions, shitty music no one
wants to listen to, limbs, maybe another cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if everyone on here is secretly a 45 year old man attracted to my
supple nymphet body judging by the number of people whose favorite
books include Lolita
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
editing my "On a typical Friday night I am" section of my okcupid
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if youre funny and pretty and cool and shit and junk or whatever
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.