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jewrato

24 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Swahili (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Just a kid with a twinkle on his sleeve his heart on his shoulder and a chip in his eyes.
I hate adventures and anything fun.
Also, I'm really really good looking.
Also, I noticed I say also a lot.
Also, this is my art [http://jewrato.tumblr.com/tagged/arts/]
What I’m doing with my life
anything but what im supposed to be doing
I’m really good at
pushing pull doors, pulling push doors
living within walking distance of the edge
lookin at things
The first things people usually notice about me
how it seems as if my muscles are going to rip right through everything i'm wearing in a wondrous display of masculinity and raw sexual energy. or something
The six things I could never do without
.005 micron pen, a cat, constant distractions, shitty music no one wants to listen to, limbs, maybe another cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
space
if everyone on here is secretly a 45 year old guy attracted to my supple nymphet body judging by the number of people whose favorite books include Lolita
On a typical Friday night I am
doing reverse kegstands, chugging bong water, knitting
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My real size is 1'9" but okcupids height scale doesn't go that low so I made it 4 feet more than normal. If you can't deal with dating a guy smaller than 2 feet keep moving and please don't look so surprised when you see him in person thanks
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
if youre funny and pretty and cool and shit and junk or whatever and stuff.