If you know who Jackie Mason is (my fellow tribes people I'm looking at you) then you're in good hands. Since I ate up 97% of my profile with a quote, here's about me:
-Russian Jewish kid living in Le 'Boken
-lover of all things nutrition/health
-my pit bull makes a noise that sounds like someone's starting a lawn mower. It's awesome.
-I'm a 90s child. Need I say more?
-can quote pretty much any show or movie. Comes in handy if I'm ever to be held hostage by roger ebert
-play ice hockey except had surgery on my shoulder so I'm out for several months
-keep active by weights, spin, yoga, hiking, biking, skiing
-love stand up comedy (bill burr, Louis ck, John pinette, Brian regan, mike birbiglia, John muhlaney, Jackie mason, mitch hedberg, Patton Oswalt)
-cooking (fuck you bobby flay)
-being immensely sarcastic and a little cynical all while in good fun
-being a type A and being damn good at my job (passionate about what I do, ain't that sweet *studio audience awws*)
-improperly using punctuation
- like every mammal with a Y chromosome (yup, that's a fact Bill Nye confirmed it) I'm a sports guy. Favorites are hockey and soccer but baseball is dear to my heart as is football
-being a geek at heart: museums, reading, sometimes video games, the universe, blah blah blah
I aspire to be Liam Neeson