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jewsome

29 Hoboken, NJ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
7′ 9″ (2.37m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly halal
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), C++

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What happened to the way dating used to be like? Here's a good take on it:

"A guy goes on a date with a girl, right away he has to spend $100, $200, $500, $900. I go on a date with a girl it costs me nothing. I come up to her.. She wants to go out, I let her go. What's my business? I have to follow her around? Lets be honest why does a guy take a girl out in the first place? He takes her out so he can be with her when she comes back. I'm there already, where am I going? There's another fraud. The whole dating system in this country is a fraud...the most honest man in the world.. As soon as he goes on a date becomes a liar and a fraud. Right away her asks her, 'hello, did you eat yet?' What the hell does a dinner have to do what you want from this girl? Lets be honest a guy takes a girl out because she appears to him sexually. If it wasn't sex, he'd take out his brother in law. I'm the only honest person left, I wait outside of a restaurant and saw who ate already." - Jackie Mason.

I hate lists. I refuse to make lists.

Shit, I caved and now making a list..

-Tribe member
-lover of all things nutrition/health
-my pit bull makes a noise that sounds like someone's starting a lawn mower. It's awesome.
-can quote pretty much any show or movie. Comes in handy if I'm ever to be held hostage by roger ebert
-play ice hockey except had surgery on my shoulder so I'm out for several months
-keep active by weights, spin, yoga, hiking, biking, skiing
-love stand up comedy (bill burr, Louis ck, John pinette, Brian regan, mike birbiglia, John muhlaney, Jackie mason, mitch hedberg, Patton Oswalt)
-cooking (fuck you bobby flay
-not into labels, but mildly (ok very) obsessed with brooks brothers and Charles Tyrwitt
-being a type A and being damn good at my job (passionate about what I do, ain't that sweet *studio audience awws*
- like every mammal with a Y chromosome (yup, that's a fact Bill Nye confirmed it) I'm a sports guy. Favorites are hockey and soccer but baseball is dear to my heart as is football
-being a geek at heart: museums, reading, sometimes video games, the universe, blah blah blah
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a major sports league. It's a pretty awesome to be heavily involved with something I'm so passionate about.
Working hard but getting rewarded which is nice.

Wants: travel more, relearn Russian, take martial arts and REALLY want to learn how to swing dance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hockey (I like to think so but my teammates probably wouldnt. Cant please everyone). Cooking, Quoting every movie ever & Doing the Carlton dance from Fresh Prince. Making you laugh and not taking anything too seriously. Holistic nutrition.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyes & my sarcasm & also that there's two of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Zzzzz here we go..
I read all types of book my Kindle is always at hand.
Currently Reading: just finished a book. Any suggestions on what's next?

If I named all of my favorite movies the servers might crash but my top 3 are:
1) Robin Hood: Men In Tights
2) Good Will Hunting
3) Dumb and Dumber
Honorable mention: Miracle

Most of the time when my TV is on I'm watching hockey and soccer, but other than that I enjoy Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Shameless, The Office, Archer, Girls, Food Network, Pit Bulls and Parolees, Seinfeld, Curb, & It's Always Sunny. Also on is Louie, Discovery Channel and sometimes the news just because I'm a salty old man.

Listening to more alternative music as of late but don't mind club music to dance to at a bar or anything else that catches my interest (other than country!). Favorites are: all time favorite of Metallica. Seriously my pandora goes from classical, blues, jazz and Spanish guitar to Eminem heavy metal to big band swing. Think of my musical taste as similar to watching Robin Williams stand up.

I like to eat extremely healthy, but that doesn't mean I don't cheat every once in a while. Can't eat gluten (I knnnnnooow don't rub it in) but love bagels and pizza so I sacrifice stomach pain for it every now and again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Eyeliner, my LBD, heels. Oh wait that's you girls.. Um a club to beat my prey. Oh wait that's a caveman..
1) brothers and best friends (cue studio audience). My parents are off the boat Russians so they're pretty bad ass as well
2) my dog
3) hockey
4) a brain and heart. Unless I was a zombie..
5) Staying active
6) avocados and kale. Seriously I get giddy when I walk into a grocery store
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Weapons to use for the zombie apocalypse
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
[Insert generic comment here]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm Batman.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a serial killer, you have a great sense of humor/wit and like what you've read above and have similar interests. And you're Jewish.