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30 New York, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 16
5' 8" (1.73m)
Working on Post grad
My self-summary
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i plan on inventing a sarcastic font

i went to school in new haven and still think it's the best place on earth

I judge people based on their elevator and subway etiquette

i ran with the bulls

i dont know how people met places before cell phones

i hate folding fitted sheets

i am better than you at jeopardy

the movie legally blonde 2: red white and blonde was loosely based on my life

i am a dominant dodgeball player

i really really like puns

1 of these things is not completely true
What I’m doing with my life
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working/business school/occasionally watching food network
I’m really good at
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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a separate peace, anything david sedaris, sex drugs and cocoa puffs

how i met your mother, modern family, parks and recreation, community, saved by the bell, homeland, workaholics

I will eat pretty much anything. If food is in front of me I will probably eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
playing sports or watching sports especially all philly teams
lame jokes/puns
pants (i could live without pants but apparently that's frowned upon)
day drinking/tailgates/brunch
spontaneous dance parties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think most people probably put their best pictures on here but wouldn't it make more sense to post pictures where you look the worst so if you ever met someone they would be like wow you're a lot more attractive than I thought
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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my 3 year old niece is much cooler than me
You should message me if
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you are awesome/fun