30 New York, NY
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My self-summary
i plan on inventing a sarcastic font

i went to school in new haven and still think it's the best place on earth

I judge people based on their elevator and subway etiquette

i ran with the bulls

i dont know how people met places before cell phones

i hate folding fitted sheets

i am better than you at jeopardy

the movie legally blonde 2: red white and blonde was loosely based on my life

i am a dominant dodgeball player

i really really like puns

1 of these things is not completely true
What I’m doing with my life
working/business school/occasionally watching food network
I’m really good at
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a separate peace, anything david sedaris, sex drugs and cocoa puffs

how i met your mother, modern family, parks and recreation, community, saved by the bell, homeland, workaholics

I will eat pretty much anything. If food is in front of me I will probably eat it.
The six things I could never do without
playing sports or watching sports especially all philly teams
lame jokes/puns
pants (i could live without pants but apparently that's frowned upon)
day drinking/tailgates/brunch
spontaneous dance parties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think most people probably put their best pictures on here but wouldn't it make more sense to post pictures where you look the worst so if you ever met someone they would be like wow you're a lot more attractive than I thought
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my 3 year old niece is much cooler than me
You should message me if
you are awesome/fun