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23 Midlothian, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:54pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), LISP (Okay), Czech (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Moving back to Richmond after a long stay in Rochester, NY.

This section if fun. "What do I think of myself that I want others to know about" Well, here's a list to applies to me today (November 2014):

-I do things for the sake of memories and stories, even if they sound crazy at the moment of doing them.
- I complement people on their nose more than any other body part. It's in the middle of the face after all.
-I don't get serious about much, but if I'm serious about something, I become it and give my life to it... For about a month, until I find something new.
-I grew up on an exotic animal farm. I love animals and appreciate the differences in every species.
-I will talk about anything and have an opinion on most things, but won't generate an opinion on things I know nothing about.
-My sense of humor is very much a combination of word play, dad jokes, and an appreciation for confusion.
-I have seen many, many sci-fi tv series. I have yet to finish any of the star trek series though.
-All of my friends have seen "The Holy Mountain". It's a total coincidence and it is not my fault. At all.
What I’m doing with my life
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Playing with fermentation and planning my next move.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking out of the box
Math and Science
Laughing at my own jokes
Dancing Badly
Learning to like things that I previously didn't enjoy
The first things people usually notice about me
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It changes depending on where I am, but either what I'm wearing, or my glowing eccentricities.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Holy Mountain
A Clockwork Orange
Fight Club
Donnie Darko
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.
The Quiet Earth
Young People Fucking (Yes, that's the name, no not a porn)
The Loved Ones
Let The Right One In
7 days
The World According to Garp
Groundhog Day
Wizard People, Dear Readers
Anything where empathy plays a key role.

The Protomen have been looping in my head for the past few months, but other than that, Mostly electronic.
Hardstyle, Hardbass, Trance, House, Drum and Bass, Dubstep, Industrial, etc, etc.

If "Spoiling Ivan" by "The Rubberbandits" comes on, I will sing to it. Word for word.

I eat anything but seafood.

I'm enjoying Sci-Fi right now. Recently I've enjoyed:
Ender's Game
Foundation (anything by Isaac Asimov)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
A Stranger in a Strange Land
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
The Forever War
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Physical contact (I love touching)
Chemical Reactions
(Not in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My mind doesn't stop moving.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Netflix. Maybe a bottle of wine. Maybe meet some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I accidentally broke my dogs legs when I was a kid by dropping him. Still upsets me 18 years later.
You should message me if
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You are as enthusiastic as I am about the idea of filling a kiddy pool with mineral oil and rolling around in it for hours.

You have something to say. I'll reply if it's more than "hi".