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30 Closter, NJ Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Today – 3:03pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
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My self-summary
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I went to Rutgers University and studied History with a minor in Political Science.

I like 19th and 20th century European history, World War I, Russian, and American history.

I enjoy listening to The Teaching Company lectures.

I do not travel much, but I'd like to. However I do like going to Montreal.

I enjoy hanging out in coffee shops, despite the fact I don't like coffee.
I would love to be able to go to museums and the theater more.
I really like Central Park, but I don't get to go there enough.

I know all the lyrics to End of the World by REM.

I like listening to Garrison Keillor and Paul Harvey.

One of my tv idols is Alex P. Keaton.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work as a Paralegal for a small law firm in New Jersey.
I have an interest in the legal profession, but if I had my choice I'd go back to school and study history.

I have yet to figure out what I want to do with my life, but I'm content with the job I have now.

Ideally, I'd like a job doing research in Western European history and/or Russian history and politics.

Also I have an interest in being a lighting tech in the theater, but I never pursued it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making pop culture or historical references. I'll do this in jokes, few people get it.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Igby Goes Down
You Can Count on Me
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Party Monster
Back to the Future
The Dreamers
Best in Show
The Princess Bride
The Go-Getter
500 Days of Summer (Anything with Zooey Deschanel)

I enjoy watching Ken Burns documentaries (Civil War and American Experience episodes).
I've been watching a lot of great British shows
such as Peep Show thanks to Netflix recommendations.

How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, Big Bang Theory,
Doctor Who, Coupling, Freaks and Geeks, The IT Crowd, Flight of the Conchords, Daria, Gavin and Stacey, Family Ties, Downton Abbey, New Girl, Black Books.

Books: I'll be honest, I have a lot of them but I haven't read them all completely. I have a lot of books about history and politics. I've read a little bit of a lot of them, but my interests change very rapidly so I tend to pick up a book on a whim and never finish the last one. I like Sarah Vowell though. I also just finished The Fault in Our Stars and enjoyed it very much.

Currently the books next to my bed are Misquoting Jesus, two books about Nikolai Bukharin, They Thought They Were Free, and A World Undone: The Story of the Great War.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends
Sweater vests
Tweed Jackets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Moving to the middle of nowhere in upstate New York and living in the woods, despite the fact I'm not an outdoorsy person.

In fact I don't even like to walk through the woods (I think this is one of those situations in life that sounds better to me than the reality.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my friends, but not too late since I work on Saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always mentally pause before I'm about to use the word affect in a sentence, because I'm never sure if I'm supposed to use affect or effect.
You should message me if
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If you're interested in meeting a guy who's like Mark from Peep Show.

You like Jim Gaffigan, Bill Hicks, Sam Kinison, David Cross, and Mitch Hedberg.

If you agree with Bill Hicks: