Hello, My name is Jason thanks for viewing my profile. I like running with scissors, drinking Milk from the carton and staying up way past my bed time. I love to be around witty people with a positive outlook on life. I am single and have no kids, I'm just on here seeing if the internet"s" can change any of that.

Living life, taking each day as it comes. I wish I had something profound to say...but over all pretty happy.

I would say making people laugh, filling out an Okcupid profile all day at work without the boss ever having a clue..yea so far I am rocking that one! I play a little guitar but I would not say I'm "really good" or even "good" at it.I'm pretty good on a pool table, I could be really good I just don't play much anymore. This is friggin hard...I'm good at pretty much anything I set my mind too, and That's it I give up :)

The first thing people notice is that I am laid back, honest and kind.(oh and that I'm not so good at sitting around trying to figure out way's to toot my own horn on dating sites).

Books: I'm not much of a reader....but I would recommend "Of Mice and Men".

Movies: Mostly comedies, but I enjoy good drama, horror and really all the other genres too.I can even suffer patiently through a Chick Flick from time to time.

Music: 80's Hair, Red Dirt, Singer Songwriters (really into Todd Snider Hotels and Bar Rooms right now). . . . probably better to just put "almost anything"

Food: I love to try new places and things. I love all kinds of food, my favorite Restaurant is Joey's Cafe on N. May.

. . . . in NO particular order. . . .
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Always Sunny
4. Music
5. Hope
6. Cell Phone

.....I know it's seven, but I would like to bring a computer.

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of it's nose? Can Vegetarians eat Animal Crackers? Why in old movies did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? If a Smurf chokes will he turn another color? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? How can there be self-help “groups”? Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one? If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?.......and World Peace.

Typically I am hanging out with friends maybe having a drink or two. . . or ten. :) and sometimes I just hang out at the house and watch a movie. I enjoy going out to concerts (especially summer Outdoors),and ball games, etc.. from time to time. I really like trying new things too.

I once killed a drifter for sport..kidding! I don't have much to hide...so just ask?

You are a female with a good attitude about life. If you know how to laugh even when you probably shouldn't. You are kind and honest. I'm not perfect and I don't expect you to be, so if you like the general twist of my profile send me a message. Thanks for looking! p.s. I had to get my profile to 1000 words so that is the reason for this===>//// ///// /// /// /// /// /// /// // ////// /// /// // //// / /// / / // / / // / / / //// / / / // / // // // // / //// // / /// // / // /// / /// /////// / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / // / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / // / / / // / / / / / / / / / / / // v / / / / / / / / / // / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / // / / / / / // / // / / / / / / / / // / / // // / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / ///// / / / / / / / / / / / /// / / ////// / // // // //// // ////// ///// /// /// / /// /// / //// / // / /// /// / // // // / / // /// / // /// /// //// //// ////