I'm not your average girl next door. In fact, I'm really far from next door! My job takes me to exotic places, and currently I live in Quito, Ecuador. That will be a bit too far for most of you, but I'm looking for the rare adventurous soul who wants to take a chance on something different! I'm retiring next year, so we could find a different paradise, but it will still be off the beaten path. Like I said, not for everyone. If you're still there...well, the rest is to be discovered! OK, apologies in advance--Silver Spring is kind of a home base.

Planning for the future...which is not so far off. I've worked hard all my life and hoping the next phase will be more fun! Trying to be a good mom, yet have some time for myself.

Making people laugh. And telling it like I see it!

How would I know??

Jon Stewart is my hero. If you're anything like him, I'm already hooked!

my kids
good friends
coffee
travel
humor
bagels (I can make my own)

retiring next year!

Isn't this kind of a silly question....?

Another silly question....

you are smart, slim/athletic, witty, left of center, self-confident, flexible, sincere and adventurous (I don't ask for much...)!