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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-42
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:14pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Not at all
Atheism and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not looking for anything very serious to start but if I find someone that I feel has the potential for a long term situation that could change. I work a lot (and they are evening hours) so I don't have a ton of time to get together during the week. But weekends are usually free!

A sense of humor is one of my favorite characteristics. Finding someone who has a clever comeback to my inane witticisms would be ideal. I'm pretty amazed at how hard it is to think of something funny to say to end this paragraph...

I like to go hiking and camping and I'm always looking for new activities to do outdoors. I just need someone to do them with!

I don't mind staying in, either. Cooking a unique meal and watching a movie sounds like a great way to spend the evening, don't ya think?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sciencing all over the place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting into unbelievably romantic situations, unfortunately by myself.

Making people laugh. With me, not at me.

Quantifying the amount of active pharmaceutical ingredients in acne creams while adhering to cGMPs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my lack of a recent haircut.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Tom Robbins
Movies: Usually comedies, The Big Lebowski, Punch Drunk Love, The Evil Dead (II is clearly the best of them and I have not seen the reboot. Why do that when the original was perfect?)
Shows: Futurama, 30 Rock, The Office, Family Guy, Documentaries, I have seen every episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Breaking Bad, Dexter, It's Always Sunny, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!
Music: Queens of the Stone Age, Smashing Pumpkins, Morphine, Beck. I actually don't listen to a lot of music despite being a musician myself.
Food: Unique new recipes made with someone, whether it turns out good, or not (it usually does, though)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chocolate and Peanut Butter (That's one thing)
The weekend
Common Sense (Not so common, is it?)
People that laugh at my lame jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe and how it works.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working until 9 or 10:00 and then making a late dinner while shutting off my brain for the next 48-60 hours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't make my bed. Seems kinda like taking off your shoes and then tying the laces, doesn't it?

I'm not going to fall for you until it's clear you've fallen for me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to spend time outdoors or traveling and might enjoy hanging out with a hilarious guy. I just bought a house so if you are good at decorating or handy work, drop me a line! Or if you just want to enjoy the hot tub with me, that's cool :-)