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36 M Fort Collins, CO

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:12am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
A sense of humor is one of my favorite characteristics. Finding someone who has a clever comeback to my inane witticisms would be ideal. I'm pretty amazed at how hard it is to think of something funny to end this paragraph...

I like to go hiking and camping and I'm always looking for new activities to do outdoors. I just need someone to do them with!

I don't mind staying in, either. Cooking a unique meal and watching a movie sounds like a great way to start a romantic night in, don't ya think?

I work out at least twice a week and try to get some outdoors exercise as often as possible, so I'm looking for someone that takes care of themselves as well.

I'm currently seeing someone but that is not to say that I'm not available...and she has a thing for the ladies as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Sciencing all over the place.
I’m really good at
Getting into unbelievably romantic situations, unfortunately by myself.

Making people laugh. With me, not at me.

Quantifying the amount of active pharmaceutical ingredients in acne creams while adhering to cGMPs.
The first things people usually notice about me
As far as I can tell, people don't notice me at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tom Robbins
Movies: Usually comedies, The Big Lebowski, Punch Drunk Love, The Evil Dead (II is clearly the best of them and I have not seen the reboot. Why do that when the original was perfect?)
Shows: 30 Rock, The Office, Family Guy, Documentaries, I have seen every episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Breaking Bad, Dexter, It's Always Sunny, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!
Music: Queens of the Stone Age, Smashing Pumpkins, Morphine, Beck. I actually don't listen to a lot of music despite being a musician myself.
Food: Unique new recipes made with someone, whether it turns out good, or not (it usually does, though)
The six things I could never do without
Chocolate and Peanut Butter (That's one thing)
The weekend
Common Sense (Not so common, is it?)
People that laugh at my lame jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to convince a girl that it's okay to date a guy that works 2-11pm.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying out a new recipe, playing a video game, putting together a puzzle, or playing my guitar. Let's change "playing a video game" to doing absolutely anything with my beautiful new friend!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't make my bed. Seems kinda like taking off your shoes and then tying the laces, doesn't it?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–42
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if're looking for a funny guy and/or couple to spend your time with!